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Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:36 pm
by sparky
2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:09 pm
I liked Dieter’s talk the best. He spoke of Christ. He mentioned Easter. He spoke of his big tent Mormonism. Sadly, I think he is alone in that vision. Maybe when he is president he will act on it. I felt like he is one of the few that understands the different viewpoints of Mormonism.
Hmm, I thought his talk was just a worse version of his October 2013 one. That one seemed much more compassionate; this one compared people leaving the church to naughty children throwing a tantrum and "running away from home," only to come crying back when they realize how silly they are. Left a bad taste in my mouth.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:40 pm
by Reuben
slavereeno wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:58 pm
Can anyone tell me why the hell I took my vitamins?
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:49 pm
by Reuben
Thoughtful wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:56 pm
Both sides of the veil is a "we know things you don't, + pay no attention to the declining numbers on this side of the veil."
Maybe they'll start making up for the declining numbers on this side by publishing the baptism numbers for the other side.
100 years from now, GC will be one old guy ranting about the evils of marrying robots and claiming that the gospel is filling the Earth because the number of spirit world converts just passed 100 billion. Then the four families who tune in will perform an embarrassed Hosanna Shout, and the next day go back to their normal lives selling essential oil to each other and cleaning the empty temples so the dead can carry out their ordinances.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:56 pm
by Brent
Somewhere in SLC there are a bunch of 80+ year olds high fiving and going "psych"!
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:43 pm
by moksha
sparky wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:36 pm
2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:09 pm
I liked Dieter’s talk the best. He spoke of Christ. He mentioned Easter. He spoke of his big tent Mormonism. Sadly, I think he is alone in that vision. Maybe when he is president he will act on it. I felt like he is one of the few that understands the different viewpoints of Mormonism.
Hmm, I thought his talk was just a worse version of his October 2013 one. That one seemed much more compassionate; this one compared people leaving the church to naughty children throwing a tantrum and "running away from home," only to come crying back when they realize how silly they are. Left a bad taste in my mouth.
I've wondered if the rest of the Brethren set him down and told him to cool it with all that "love of God talk" or else he will only be assigned to the former Soviet Bloc countries.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:04 pm
by Thoughtful
Reuben wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:49 pm
Thoughtful wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:56 pm
Both sides of the veil is a "we know things you don't, + pay no attention to the declining numbers on this side of the veil."
Maybe they'll start making up for the declining numbers on this side by publishing the baptism numbers for the other side.
100 years from now, GC will be one old guy ranting about the evils of marrying robots and claiming that the gospel is filling the Earth because the number of spirit world converts just passed 100 billion. Then the four families who tune in will perform an embarrassed Hosanna Shout, and the next day go back to their normal lives selling essential oil to each other and cleaning the empty temples so the dead can carry out their ordinances.
Literally my ward was having a contest with the other wards: who can do proxy work for enough people to create a ward on the other side fastest.
That was three YEARS ago.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:50 pm
by Palerider
sparky wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:36 pm
2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:09 pm
I liked Dieter’s talk the best....
Hmm, I thought his talk was just a worse version of his October 2013 one. That one seemed much more compassionate; this one compared people leaving the church to naughty children throwing a tantrum and "running away from home," only to come crying back when they realize how silly they are. Left a bad taste in my mouth.
The way he approached members leaving the church he could have been saying, "Ah...come on back and join the club pantywaist, we didn't mean to make you feel bad by putting worms in your sandwich....everybody does it!"
And then he'd put his arm around your neck and give you noogies.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:10 pm
by græy
moksha wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:06 pm
græy wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:04 pm
final count
JC: 42
JS: 25
N: 16
Maybe Mormons are Christian afterall.
Was that the Sunday afternoon tally?
It was. Unless I read the wrong line from my notes. I’ll double check and post a total tally.
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:02 pm
by wtfluff
slavereeno wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:58 pmCan anyone tell me why the hell I took my vitamins?
Preparation to wave Mr. Hankey around?
Re: Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:33 am
by 2bizE
sparky wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:36 pm
2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:09 pm
I liked Dieter’s talk the best. He spoke of Christ. He mentioned Easter. He spoke of his big tent Mormonism. Sadly, I think he is alone in that vision. Maybe when he is president he will act on it. I felt like he is one of the few that understands the different viewpoints of Mormonism.
Hmm, I thought his talk was just a worse version of his October 2013 one. That one seemed much more compassionate; this one compared people leaving the church to naughty children throwing a tantrum and "running away from home," only to come crying back when they realize how silly they are. Left a bad taste in my mouth.
I think I’ve learned to take from the talk what I like and leave what I don’t.