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Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 10:05 am
by moksha
Nephite Appaloosa
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 3:39 pm
by Hagoth
Concerning Zelda: how could my missionary self ever imagine that one day I would consider the message I was taking door to door no more believable than what these kids are doing? Worse, THEY know it's not really true?
Concerning the tapir:
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2023 4:30 pm
by moksha
Gadianton wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 6:11 pm
If individual bees were secular beeists the hive would fall apart.
If they were allowed to think for themselves where would we get our honey? Obey the Drones!!!
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:31 am
by moksha
The Nephite Exodus
This land is mine, God gave this land to me
This brave, this golden land to me
And when the morning sun reveals her hills and plain
I see a land where children can polygamize.
So take my hand and walk this land with me
And walk the narrow neck with me
Though I am just a Nephite when you are by my side
With God’s own hand, I know I can polygamize.
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 9:35 am
by moksha
Which is a photo of The Wild Bunch?
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 3:42 am
by Cnsl1
Butch Cassidy, seated and on the right. Sundance Kid, seated opposite on the left if I remember right. Two of the "Wild bunch."
Butch Cassidy is another guy who left the Mormon church. Heh
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 9:53 am
by Hagoth
The second picture appears to be a group of more honorable, honest, and reputable men than the first.
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 3:00 am
by moksha
Receiving the Holy Priesthood of Sovngarde
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2023 12:01 am
by Red Ryder
The prophet has received new revelation!
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2023 6:53 am
by Just This Guy
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Tue Jun 27, 2023 12:01 am
The prophet has received new revelation!
"No Penguins" Well, there go the Linux servers... We always knew they had stock in Microsoft. Anything to grow the portfolio.
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 10:45 pm
by moksha
Wear your underwear proudly! Whether your underwear hails from Fruit of the Loom or the Kolobian DriSilque Consortium, it will help protect you from unnecessary zipper injuries that stem from a lack of underwear.
- United Underwear Safety Council
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2023 5:34 pm
by Red Ryder
moksha wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 10:45 pm
Wear your underwear proudly! Whether your underwear hails from Fruit of the Loom or the Kolobian DriSilque Consortium, it will help protect you from unnecessary zipper injuries that stem from a lack of underwear.
- United Underwear Safety Council
I just googled the United Underwear Safety Council and didn’t come up with anything.
Just OSHA arc flash safety requirements that extend to socks and underwear, some Kim Kardashian ads, and extreme heat related warnings.
Maybe I didn’t spell it right.
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 12:27 am
by moksha
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 5:34 pm
I just googled the United Underwear Safety Council and didn’t come up with anything.
Did you check under Porn Shoulders?
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:41 am
by moksha
Proof that it is all true
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:36 am
by moksha
A tapir's a horse
Of course, of course
And nobody can talk
To a horse of course
Unless it is Dr. Dan.
Chapel Mormons go yakkity yak
A streak and ask you to believe
But Dr. Dan will never speak
Unless there is a reason to deceive!
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2023 2:45 am
by moksha
Historical Mormonism
As you can see the map shows the Appalachian Mountains (a place where many Mormons hail from), as well as all the related mountains that were formed when the continents of Laurasia and Gondwana crashed into each other creating the Central Pangean Mountains. While this happened in 335 M BCE and thus was before the organization of the LDS Church, never the less, the priesthood given to the Trilobites had preceded this mountain range. Adam was the head of this first dispensation.
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:40 pm
by moksha
"A good measurement of any civilization is whether they have advanced Japanese toilets. Also how they treat their elderly."
-- Penguin Philosophy 101
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2023 7:47 am
by moksha
Kate Kelly reconnecting with celestialized Joseph Smith
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:19 pm
by moksha
Temple Ceremony in Atlantis
Re: Creative Mormon Mythology
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:44 pm
by moksha