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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:26 pm
by græy
THERE ARE NO ETERNAL TRUTHS. Everything the church teaches, it one time taught differently!
So, which version do I need to accept to have light in my body?
-50
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:26 pm
by blazerb
Is he going to specify the confusing doctrines?
The fruits of Oaks' talks have not been good.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:27 pm
by græy
Sorry all, I forgot to count popularity mentions. That talk just sucked.
Best estimate for up through oaks...
JC: 27
JS: 12
N: 19
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:28 pm
by MoPag
Eyring made it though a talk without crying and Oaks made it though a talk without bashing the gays.
Historic indeed.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:29 pm
by nibbler
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:28 pm
Eyring made it though a talk without crying and Oaks made it though a talk without bashing the gays.
Historic indeed.
I'm scared too.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:29 pm
by Mormorrisey
Good for Nelson to at least give praise to these terrified kids.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm
by JustHangingOn@57
Unendowed wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:24 pm
These men have no idea how irrelevant they are to the world. It's pathetic.
And yet my DW is glued to the television as we speak. I.just.dont.understand.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm
by nibbler
"This is not the church of Joseph Smith."
Could have fooled me.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm
by MoPag
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by blazerb
The Strangites got the actual name that was specified.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by Mormorrisey
What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by MoPag
Dammit what the hell else is he going to make us do?
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by græy
Oh no. The name thing again!
-20
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm
by nibbler
Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
He's on the Mormon thing again. It's less what's up his sleeve and more what's up his butt.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm
by græy
nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
He's on the Mormon thing again. It's less what's up his sleeve and more what's up his butt.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by nibbler
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by MoPag
I prophecy that if you dip white cheddar popcorn in pink moscoto wine it will taste good.
I was right!
I'm a prophet.
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by blazerb
What is going on here?
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by græy
Woo Hoo! Renewed promise if we drop Mormon!
-5
Re: Special Session NOMference!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by Red Ryder
It’s not the church of Joseph Smith?
Back to the name of the church crap?
Really? in a time of world pandemic?
Rehashing the Church name adjustments again?
Introducing a symbol? Name of the church inside a cornerstone. Jesus under the arch?
Doesn’t Christianity already have a symbol?
What’s it called? A cross?