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Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:26 pm
by græy
THERE ARE NO ETERNAL TRUTHS. Everything the church teaches, it one time taught differently!

So, which version do I need to accept to have light in my body?

-50

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:26 pm
by blazerb
Is he going to specify the confusing doctrines?

The fruits of Oaks' talks have not been good.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:27 pm
by græy
Sorry all, I forgot to count popularity mentions. That talk just sucked.

Best estimate for up through oaks...

JC: 27
JS: 12
N: 19

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:28 pm
by MoPag
Eyring made it though a talk without crying and Oaks made it though a talk without bashing the gays.
Historic indeed.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:29 pm
by nibbler
MoPag wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:28 pm Eyring made it though a talk without crying and Oaks made it though a talk without bashing the gays.
Historic indeed.
I'm scared too. ;)

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:29 pm
by Mormorrisey
Good for Nelson to at least give praise to these terrified kids.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm
by JustHangingOn@57
Unendowed wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:24 pm These men have no idea how irrelevant they are to the world. It's pathetic.
And yet my DW is glued to the television as we speak. I.just.dont.understand.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm
by nibbler
"This is not the church of Joseph Smith."

Could have fooled me.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:30 pm
by MoPag
He said the M-word!!! :twisted: :lol: :lol:

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by blazerb
The Strangites got the actual name that was specified.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by Mormorrisey
What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by MoPag
Dammit what the hell else is he going to make us do?

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm
by græy
Oh no. The name thing again!

-20

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm
by nibbler
Mormorrisey wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
He's on the Mormon thing again. It's less what's up his sleeve and more what's up his butt.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm
by græy
nibbler wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:32 pm
Mormorrisey wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:31 pm What does Nelson have up his sleeve now?
He's on the Mormon thing again. It's less what's up his sleeve and more what's up his butt.
:lol:

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by nibbler
A new logo????????????????????

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by MoPag
I prophecy that if you dip white cheddar popcorn in pink moscoto wine it will taste good.

I was right!

I'm a prophet.

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by blazerb
What is going on here?

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by græy
Woo Hoo! Renewed promise if we drop Mormon!

-5

Re: Special Session NOMference!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm
by Red Ryder
It’s not the church of Joseph Smith?

Back to the name of the church crap?

Really? in a time of world pandemic?

Rehashing the Church name adjustments again?

Introducing a symbol? Name of the church inside a cornerstone. Jesus under the arch?

Doesn’t Christianity already have a symbol?

What’s it called? A cross?