Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

[Corsair]

Anderson has a smarmy bearing with the way he talks.

[MoPag]

I don't know how many more JS talks I can stand...

[nibbler]

Consider recording Joseph's testimony in your own voice and listening to it until you believe you Judases.

[græy]

Another JS homage.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

At the break
Joseph -39
Jesus - 22 mostly due to the junior nepotistic Rasband
Rusty - 15
Other GA's 4

[alas]

I hated her “I didn’t understand that I had priesthood power”. Well, that would be because it was taught just the opposite, because for a while the church wanted women to understand that they did not share in the priesthood of their husband because of temple ceremonies. So, now they want to placate the women, so they have changed doctrine again to say we share in the priesthood in our callings. I hate this “women have the power of the priesthood, but they don’t have any authority of the priesthood”

So, minus 10 points to her

[græy]

JS wouldn't blame us for not believing, but his modern church would excommunicate us for it.

[AdmiralHoldo]

News flash, Neil: a LOT of the persecution Joseph was subjected to was because he lost people's life savings, "married" children, "married" other men's wives behind their backs, illegally destroyed a printing press, declared himself King of the World, etc etc etc. I'll just be over here playing the world's smallest violin.

[wtfluff]

Ugh.

I couldn't stop myself. I had to sign in just to get a visual of what "Pandemic" Conference looks like.

I honestly didn't think they could make it any worse, but Dear Cronus, they have. The quavering voices while staring at the teleprompter, and the dead silence in the background. I literally don't know how you folks can torture yourselves like that...

RUN AWAY!!!


I gotta go pour hot water over roasted beans to turn it evil, and to get a less bitter taste in my mouth.

[nibbler]

Now we're on to the homage to Nelson.

[alas]

News flash, Neil: a LOT of the crap Joseph was subjected to was because he lost people's life savings, "married" children, "married" other men's wives behind their backs, illegally destroyed a printing press, declared himself King of the World, etc etc etc.

But if we admitted that it would be harder to worship him.

[græy]

Anderson: Spiritually defining moments are powerful and profound.

-10, because for many, it just isnt.

[MoPag]

And now this ha turned into Rusty worship talk...
-5

[Corsair]

Now we're on to the homage to Nelson.

We've heard this story about Nelson's valve procedure. It feels like pandering again.

[MoPag]

Why the hell would you dive into the ocean with your glasses on?

[Mormorrisey]

I must admit it's Anderson's past horrible talks that I just don't want to listen to him. Thank goodness God helps us get our glasses back.

[alas]

And now this ha turned into Rusty worship talk...
-5

Yup, a whole talk dedicated to Rusty worship is 20 popularity points to Rusty

[græy]

anderson: -5 for he/she knew that god knew that he/she knew

Don't doubt, because God knows that you know, even if you don't know!

[Cnsl1]

I think RN should get more points from Joy's talk just because she included the video of him with the kids.

[MoPag]

Oh a mission to France... well aren't you fancy!!!