Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:32 am
He's putting his own self to sleep.
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Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:33 am
All 3 of the first presidency are 89 or older.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:33 am
That's talent
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:34 am
Already with the shakey "I'm almost crying voice".
What a PHONY!
What a PHONY!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:35 am
I'm in my bedroom with the door closed, watching a movie (Greyhound, which is great, but is suspiciously devoid of long doggos) and I can tell it's Eyring just by the quavering. God, it's so PERFORMATIVE.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:37 am
At a reasonable pace, this talk takes 3.5 minutes.
-lost
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:38 am
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:37 am At a reasonable pace, this talk takes 3.5 minutes.
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Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:41 am
It's not the path of sorrow. It's the path of freedom.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:42 am
Let freedom ring !!!!!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:42 am
CREEEEEEEEEPY~!
Some 90 year old dude randomly emails you because your mom shared your email with him!
Likely the girl was struggling because her mother has no idea what boundaries are!
-lost
Some 90 year old dude randomly emails you because your mom shared your email with him!
Likely the girl was struggling because her mother has no idea what boundaries are!
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:44 am
He sure tries to conflate the Church with the Lord. "the Lord wants you to return to..... the Church." Sorry, President, they are not the same.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:45 am
High on a mountain top a badger chased a squirrel...
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:46 am
Sorry Henry....
Your church is shrinking, not expanding and you are afraid to tell your members the truth.
Your church is shrinking, not expanding and you are afraid to tell your members the truth.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:46 am
Well that was grueling...
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:47 am
I didn't know that the church knew how to play or sing in staccato!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:49 am
We haven't heard from Rusty yet, which is weird he usually likes to take the stage at least once per session.
But since he couldn't talk, every speaker made sure to completely kiss the inside and outside of his a$$.
And now it is nap time.
But since he couldn't talk, every speaker made sure to completely kiss the inside and outside of his a$$.
And now it is nap time.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:51 am
Didn't RMN have to sit last time during his talks? I'm wondering if he's getting weaker and doesn't want to overdo it?
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:54 am
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:58 am
Just in case it gets memory holed, at the end of plastic bottles/infallible prophet guy's talk he said (direct quote):
And including the sentence right before that to give some context:
I don't remember him once saying follow Jesus. It's always follow the prophet (a man).
I can't tell if he goofed and recovered by trying to make out that he was talking about Jesus the whole time or if what he said was intentional. Mormons don't typically refer to Jesus as a prophet though.In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.
And including the sentence right before that to give some context:
The context was the prophet, not Jesus. The subject of his entire talk was the prophet, not Jesus. My vote is Freudian slip with a recover. Or maybe he's saying the prophet is Jesus. That certainly seemed to be the theme of bro-bro's talk....but rather to take counsel and direction from he who is authorized to say to us and to the entire world, "thus sayeth the Lord God." In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.
I don't remember him once saying follow Jesus. It's always follow the prophet (a man).
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 12:41 pm
Oh wow!! Good catch Nibbler!nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:58 am Just in case it gets memory holed, at the end of plastic bottles/infallible prophet guy's talk he said (direct quote):
I can't tell if he goofed and recovered by trying to make out that he was talking about Jesus the whole time or if what he said was intentional. Mormons don't typically refer to Jesus as a prophet though.In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.
And including the sentence right before that to give some context:
The context was the prophet, not Jesus. The subject of his entire talk was the prophet, not Jesus. My vote is Freudian slip with a recover. Or maybe he's saying the prophet is Jesus. That certainly seemed to be the theme of bro-bro's talk....but rather to take counsel and direction from he who is authorized to say to us and to the entire world, "thus sayeth the Lord God." In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.
I don't remember him once saying follow Jesus. It's always follow the prophet (a man).