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Cnsl1 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:20 pm

alas wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:19 pm Does he comb his hair with super glue. Just asking.

Injection molded nylon

Maybe it is just painted on with metallic silver paint, sort of like a Ken Doll, only silver.

Waiting for Bednar to speak on how he is better than everyone else...

Is it the lights, or does he have hypno-toad eyes?

"Everyone look the same, so we don't distract anyone!"

-10

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:20 pm This "publication" he's referring to is the one where the Church swore left right and center that they WEREN'T doing polygamy, isn't it?

That was the publication I thought of. I do not know if it is the same.

Razz Bandy....

Thanks for the laugh Nibbler.

I’ve managed to avoid 90% of conference so these threads have been wonderful.

Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?

DPRoberts wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:20 pm This "publication" he's referring to is the one where the Church swore left right and center that they WEREN'T doing polygamy, isn't it?

That was the publication I thought of. I do not know if it is the same.

That would explain why they don't refer to it by name.

Use your judgement, no need for rules, but follow this particular path. -20

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?

Just texted Bednar. Maybe you will hear his phone ding in a second...

2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?

Just texted Bednar. Maybe you will hear his phone ding in a second...

"Pray to God to help you find someone to marry!"

AS LONG AS YOU'RE STRAIGHT.

-1,000 for not knowing gay people exist

2bizE wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 pm Someone wanna tell Bednar that my son has passed the sacrament with no tie on and green hair?

Just texted Bednar. Maybe you will hear his phone ding in a second...

That’s impossible because it’s so far up his assignment from President Nelson.

When we were at BYU-I he sure as sh!t didn't let us govern ourselves

Ooh, an explanation about how ships work. Someone get Ensign Baker, QUICK!

MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:30 pm When we were at BYU-I he sure as sh!t didn't let us govern ourselves

Because you were only 13th graders. Not adults.

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:31 pm Ooh, an explanation about how ships work. Someone get Ensign Baker, QUICK!

Good old Ensign Baker - on deck during a storm. Such faith... and reality.

Confession time.

I’m not actually watching conference.

MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:30 pm When we were at BYU-I he sure as sh!t didn't let us govern ourselves

Agreed Mopag. I was there too during his dictatorship.

You know what to read, watch, and eat, and who to hang out with and date if you're doing right. Translation to many members: don't associate too much with non members, and surely don't read anything that challenges your faith, or watch anything that's not G or PG rated.

-50 for encouraging isolation and elitism.
-50 more for being a narcissistic dick.