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Clayton

"Recently a billboard in Salt Lake City caught my eye."

It was one of those boob job ones, wasn't it.

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:22 pm "Recently a billboard in Salt Lake City caught my eye."

It was one of those boob job ones, wasn't it.

"Fine Homes.....Fine Homes.....Fine Homes.....Fine Homes.....Fine Homes....."

Shut up!

Make your home more like the temple! Wear a dorky costume and whisper all the time!

blazerb wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:20 pm God uses the weak and the plain, but only calls millionaires to the highest positions.

Makoto, makoto. -- How true. How true.

It's really hard for me to listen to him talk about the spiritual attributes of real estate. One of the board members of one of the largest real estate conglomerates in the world.

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:14 pm ummm...they left the church because it is TOXIC not because they are some kind of petulant child

This!!!

-100 For equating us with naughty children while you who can't face the truth about your own church history claim to be the grown-ups.

Paraguay! Give us your gold teeth... This will solve your problems!

I wonder what the concerns the stake president's had might have been....

-100 for being a privileged piece of sh!t!!!

Not buying this story at all.

What's the moral of this story?

Only tell me the good news.

What can the church do for you that you can't do for yourself?

Nothing... apparently.

So thanks... for nothing.

-100 for not wanting to know about bad things happening in an area that you're allegedly serving.

-100,000,000,000 (that's a hundred billion) for telling people in a FINANCIAL CRISIS to pay their tithing and solve their own problems.

Say it again for the people in the cheap seats: Paying tithing doesn't protect you from financial disaster. Paying tithing doesn't protect you from JACK SQUAT.

MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm -100 for being a privileged piece of sh!t!!!

-100 from me too

Correlation and causation problem. Imagine that those who pay tithing are the least likely to face economic problems. Why is this a surprise?

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:30 pm -100 for not wanting to know about bad things happening in an area that you're allegedly serving.

-100,000,000,000 (that's a hundred billion) for telling people in a FINANCIAL CRISIS to pay their tithing and solve their own problems.

I seee what you did there...

Christoferson

I'm as big a fan of L Whitney as I am of Rasband. Which is, not much.

Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:32 pm I'm as big a fan of L Whitney as I am of Rasband. Which is, not much.

He's the church's hatchet.