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Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:54 am
by MoPag
Oh this is so awkward...
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:55 am
by MoPag
Those poor kids...
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:55 am
by Corsair
"Is there anything you wanted to ask a prophet?"
Yes, there is, but I don't think you will enjoy the questions.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:55 am
by Red Ryder
Effort creates reward. You ever take piano lessons pearl?
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:55 am
by MoPag
Corsair wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:55 am
"Is there anything you wanted to ask a
prophet>"
Yes, there is, but I don't think you will enjoy the questions.

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:56 am
by græy
"Can you name one single time when you prophesied, acted as a seer, or revealed something new and meaningful?"
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:57 am
by alas
If we are giving JS 20 popularity points for a whole talk, to be fair Rasbabd’s talk was pretty much all about the atonement and that is JC, so I think his talk should be at least 10 popularity points to JC.
And 10 points for talking about the atonement, and another 10 for including the idea that Christ heals those who are innocently sinned against, so it isn’t all about the sinner getting out of punishment. I didn’t learn that idea until I was 45 or so. And I asked a few bishops about how the atonement helped me, as all I could see was my father getting out of punishment by his feeble repentance efforts.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:57 am
by græy
-10 for putting kids in an awkward spot.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:58 am
by Red Ryder
Shout shout wave it all out! Shoosh away that virus and scream get out!
Shout shout get it all out! Whoosh away that virus and yell get out. Get out. These are the things the doctors warned about.
Get out get out!

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:59 am
by Mormorrisey
So far Joy is waaay ahead for the suck up award. That video should serve as her acceptance speech.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:59 am
by græy
alas wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:57 am
If we are giving JS 20 popularity points for a whole talk, to be fair Rasbabd’s talk was pretty much all about the atonement and that is JC, so I think his talk should be at least 10 popularity points to JC.
And 10 points for talking about the atonement, and another 10 for including the idea that Christ heals those who are innocently sinned against, so it isn’t all about the sinner getting out of punishment. I didn’t learn that idea until I was 45 or so. And I asked a few bishops about how the atonement helped me, as all I could see was my father getting out of punishment by his feeble repentance efforts.
This is a good point.
JC did rack up a good 7-8 points during that talk anyway, I'll bump it up.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:00 am
by Mormorrisey
I guess women aren't getting a priesthood hat this weekend. Don't wear them all at once!
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:00 am
by Corsair
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:58 am
Shout shout wave it all out! Shoosh away that virus and scream get out!
Shout shout get it all out! Whoosh away that virus and yell get out. Get out. These are the things the doctors warned about.
Get out get out!

Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:01 am
by AdmiralHoldo
"The Lord loves effort, because effort brings reward." Wow. Good thing we have a prophet, seer, and revelator for THAT. Take out the God part and it could be one of those lame ass motivational posters in an office break room.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:02 am
by Hagoth
alas wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:57 am
If we are giving JS 20 popularity points for a whole talk, to be fair Rasbabd’s talk was pretty much all about the atonement and that is JC, so I think his talk should be at least 10 popularity points to JC.
And 10 points for talking about the atonement, and another 10 for including the idea that Christ heals those who are innocently sinned against, so it isn’t all about the sinner getting out of punishment. I didn’t learn that idea until I was 45 or so. And I asked a few bishops about how the atonement helped me, as all I could see was my father getting out of punishment by his feeble repentance efforts.
Maybe a point should be given for a mention of a specific thing that they did or said.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:02 am
by MoPag
-10 for gaslighting. No! Women don't have the priesthood because the men don't want us to. End. Of. Story!
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:04 am
by græy
JC: 22
JS: 28
N: 15
Kids had us a bit distracted, so I may be missing some mentions. But it should still be relative.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:05 am
by Hagoth
Another points complication: When "the Lord" said something who are we talking about? Jesus? Elohim? A scripture dictated by Joseph?
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:06 am
by nibbler
So they're rebroadcasting hymns from conferences past.
It seems like the next logical step is to go ahead and rebroadcast talks from conferences past.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:06 am
by MoPag
Anderson...ugh