Saturday Morning Session Thread!!!!

[Red Ryder]

I got the lawn mowed.

Did I miss anything?

+100 to Larry Echo Hawk on name alone.

+100 Red Ryder for post #100. Do I win anything for that Mopag?

[Silver Girl]

Grandest inhabitants to grace this earth?

-50 sir.

Most graceless grand-asses to inhabit this earth.

[moksha]

Elder Gong is the first and only apostle with a doctorate degree from Oxford, where he was a Rhodes scholar. Wonder how a man used to intellectual rigor will react to the anti-science stance of President Nelson?

[Silver Girl]

I got the lawn mowed.

Did I miss anything?

+100 to Larry Echo Hawk on name alone.

+100 Red Ryder for post #100. Do I win anything for that Mopag?

Woot-Woot! Have a beer & think of us!

[Reuben]

Elder Gong is the first and only apostle with a doctorate degree from Oxford, where he was a Rhodes scholar. Wonder how a man used to intellectual rigor will react to the anti-science stance of President Nelson?

With deference and subtle maneuvering?

[MoPag]

I got the lawn mowed.

Did I miss anything?

+100 to Larry Echo Hawk on name alone.

+100 Red Ryder for post #100. Do I win anything for that Mopag?

Way to go RR!!!

[MoPag]

Oh Gods! Not Anderson!!

[Mormorrisey]

Unparalled brotherhood. Divine decree. Oh brother.

[Reuben]

-10 for assuming, just like Elder Ballard did, that everyone sustained. What is this, China?

[moksha]

During the noon break, they might mention the live presentation of Jesus Christ Superstar this Sunday on KSL at 7 PM.

[MoPag]

Unparalled brotherhood. Divine decree. Oh brother.

For real!!
-10 for that.

[Reuben]

+10 for suggesting that the Lord killed off other apostles so that we could be blessed with President Nelson.

[MoPag]

Brilliant as a heart surgeon, not a theologian!!!

[Reuben]

-5 for more a$$-kissing. I wonder if it chafes.

[Mormorrisey]

Boy, that's a lot of grandchildren/great-grandchildren Nelson has. It's almost as if he were a polygamist or something.

[Corsair]

The part of me that still wants to believe in God is increasingly annoyed that multiple speakers are praising Russell Nelson and no one is presenting an Easter message about Jesus.

[Reuben]

Okay, I should admit to myself that every CEO change in a large corporation is accompanied by this kind of thing, but with fewer appeals to god-magic.

[blazerb]

Boy, that's a lot of grandchildren/great-grandchildren Nelson has. It's almost as if he were a polygamist or something.

Or just someone opposed to birth control.

[AdmiralHoldo]

What danger does RMN see that the rest of us can't? It's The Gays, right? It's gotta be The Gays.

[Reuben]

Boy, that's a lot of grandchildren/great-grandchildren Nelson has. It's almost as if he were a polygamist or something.

He didn't marry his second to raise up seed, though...