I nominate Greta.Dirty Bird wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 5:40 amSerious question, when you see a group of white men at the top of an organization, do you automatically think that adding a woman/women or POC will automatically make that organization better instead of having all white men?Red Ryder wrote: ↑Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:32 pmAll in favor, please manifest it!
Add Cynthia Woodward and Susan Hinckley and bring it up to an even 50% of the Q12!
Russell M Nelson could cement his legacy in two simple steps without even having to pick up a lighted pen!
Step 1:
Ordain the six women listed above with priesthood.
Announce them as the new apostles.
Step 2:
Die
Elder Ballard has died
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“Not ripe in spring, no standing by summer, Laches by fall, and moot by winter.”
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Or the reverse order. Imagine this. A prophet dies but leaves behind a revelation from God Almighty that calls for a radical change like this, something he believed the church really needs but was afraid to pull it off in his own lifetime. And it's worded as a hard-core, honest to God, no bones about it revelation that can't be interpreted as speakingasaman™. It would have all the essential language, "Behold I am Alpha and Omega...," "I command thee..." "thus sayeth the Lord thy God," this is my work and my glory," "lest I visit thee with a curse,"
Would the remaining church leaders feel compelled, or even consider honoring it?
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
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p.s. don't get your hopes up, folks:
https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2023/11 ... f-society/
https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2023/11 ... f-society/
‘A slap in the face’: LDS Relief Society leaders ordered off the stand
Area president puts an end to this Bay Area tradition. Many women are asking: Why?
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
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I’m happy to see this get called out in an article. The story came to light in one of the At Last She Said it podcast episodes.Hagoth wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 8:20 am p.s. don't get your hopes up, folks:
https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2023/11 ... f-society/
‘A slap in the face’: LDS Relief Society leaders ordered off the stand
Area president puts an end to this Bay Area tradition. Many women are asking: Why?
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
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“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
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I would love to see the women of the church get together for a Lysistrata kind of moment. Either withholding sex, like in the play, or just refusing to show up on Sunday until things change, either would be equally devastating to the patriarchy.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
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Hagoth wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 7:15 amOr the reverse order. Imagine this. A prophet dies but leaves behind a revelation from God Almighty that calls for a radical change like this, something he believed the church really needs but was afraid to pull it off in his own lifetime. And it's worded as a hard-core, honest to God, no bones about it revelation that can't be interpreted as speakingasaman™. It would have all the essential language, "Behold I am Alpha and Omega...," "I command thee..." "thus sayeth the Lord thy God," this is my work and my glory," "lest I visit thee with a curse,"
Would the remaining church leaders feel compelled, or even consider honoring it?
Considering how the treat any not living church leader, I think such a revelation would get a fate similar to a document involving a pen knife and Joseph F. Smith's personal safe.
"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -- Douglas Adams
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I love it!
"A Sunday without the Sisters"
Sounds like a good movie.
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Imagine it.. a capella hymns that don't stay on tune. Little kids running all over the place. Teenagers talking. Babies crying. 1st counselor in the bishopric running to Circle K for sacrament bread because deacon Trevor's mom didn't remind him to bring the loaf to church.
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...cats and dogs lying down together...Cnsl1 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:50 pm Imagine it.. a capella hymns that don't stay on tune. Little kids running all over the place. Teenagers talking. Babies crying. 1st counselor in the bishopric running to Circle K for sacrament bread because deacon Trevor's mom didn't remind him to bring the loaf to church.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."