General conference predictions or wishful thinking !

[MoPag]

Looks like Rusty and Jeff won't even be attending this one in person, might deflate potential drama even more me thinks.

Pretty sure Nelson hurt his back trying to take out Tim Ballard in the middle of the night by himself.

RR needs to write one of his awesome Q15 stories about this middle of the night take down!

[deacon blues]

I'm cheating by posting this early Sunday morning, but predicting a tithing talk is 100% guaranteed.
PS: Thanks to Mopag (and others) for the talk reviews.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I disagree. Pornography is so 2020.

Here’s my bingo list.

Prophet worship. Legendary 99 year old prophet! Let’s worship (butt kiss) that for 8 talks.

Obedience (pointed at prophet. See above)

Come follow me (where me = the prophet)

Attempt to blame parents for kids leaving.
(kids leave because they didn’t follow the prophet)

Let’s shorten my list and just narrow it down to Prophetic Worship of President Russell M. Nelson.

Throw in a few policy changes and a few new temples.

And a “save the date” for his birthday extravaganza bash!!

With no exaggeration:
Prophet worship. Legendary 99 year old prophet! Let’s worship (butt kiss) that for 8 talks. - YEP. Everytalk has quoted Rusty.

Obedience (pointed at prophet. See above) - YEP

Come follow me (where me = the prophet) -YEP

Attempt to blame parents for kids leaving.
(kids leave because they didn’t follow the prophet) - YEP, did you get a preview of that talk...you were spot on

Let’s shorten my list and just narrow it down to Prophetic Worship of President Russell M. Nelson.
-YEP! Every! Damn! Talk!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Oaks laughing: "Now is the great day of my power. I reign from the rivers to the ends of the earth."

I don't know that we teach it. I don't know that we emphasize it

[MoPag]

Oaks laughing: "Now is the great day of my power. I reign from the rivers to the ends of the earth."

I don't know that we teach it. I don't know that we emphasize it