NOMference Sunday Afternoon Spring 2023!!

[MoPag]

About to take the last bite of this nothing burger of a conference.

[AdmiralHoldo]

My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.

[2bizE]

My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.

Nice

[dogbite]

I've neither watched nor heard any of conference and there is nothing I miss about the conference experience at all.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.

This is because while they will criticize you for saying so, they know deep down that it is all bullshit themselves.

-lost

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I think it would be fun if he said something like,

"The choir is going to jazz us up up with this rendition of 'Rejoice the Lord is King.' They will be directed by that guru of music and jive Max "Willie" Willberg. Brother Mackland and Tomas will be pounding out the tunes on our righteously large organ! After that Sister James will petition heaven on our behalf. Hold on your hats folks...we're off!"

Something that simple would I bet wake up at least some of the audience.

-lost

[MoPag]

I think it would be fun if he said something like,

"The choir is going to jazz us up up with this rendition of 'Rejoice the Lord is King.' They will be directed by that guru of music and jive Max "Willie" Willberg. Brother Mackland and Tomas will be pounding out the tunes on our righteously large organ! After that Sister James will petition heaven on our behalf. Hold on your hats folks...we're off!"

Something that simple would I bet wake up at least some of the audience.

-lost

[MoPag]

Oaks

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Religious freedom or LGBTQIA? which will he pick this time?

[alas]

My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.

Mine took off to go to the store. So far, he has actually watched maybe two talks in all of conference.

Oaks, so glad I am not watching.

[MoPag]

He's literally just reading every Jesus quote in the NT and BOM

[MoPag]

Jesus words sounds so strange in Oaks voice.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

My husband is outside doing yard work, not listening to Conference - for the second time today.

I am SO CONFUSED.

Mine took off to go to the store. So far, he has actually watched maybe two talks in all of conference.

Oaks, so glad I am not watching.

"So far, he is literally just quoting Jesus...." Without commentary, so it is good so far!

-Lost.

[asb]

My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.

[MoPag]

My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.

I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.

I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.

So far, and I can't believe I am going to say this, if he stays on this track he is going to get positive points from me!



-lost

[MoPag]

Ballard

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

+30 for OAKES.


-lost

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Ballard sounds like he is falling asleep.

-lost

[Hagoth]

My son just commented that he is filibustering the conference.

I mean he usually just f-cks it up. So this is a massive improvement.

I'm actually sort of listening to this session. Oaks gave both the laziest and best talk he has ever given.