NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!

[MoPag]

He's putting his own self to sleep.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

All 3 of the first presidency are 89 or older.

[Conman52]

That's talent

[Palerider]

Already with the shakey "I'm almost crying voice".

What a PHONY!

[AdmiralHoldo]

I'm in my bedroom with the door closed, watching a movie (Greyhound, which is great, but is suspiciously devoid of long doggos) and I can tell it's Eyring just by the quavering. God, it's so PERFORMATIVE.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

At a reasonable pace, this talk takes 3.5 minutes.

-lost

[MoPag]

At a reasonable pace, this talk takes 3.5 minutes.

-lost

[MoPag]

It's not the path of sorrow. It's the path of freedom.

[Conman52]

Let freedom ring !!!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

CREEEEEEEEEPY~!

Some 90 year old dude randomly emails you because your mom shared your email with him!

Likely the girl was struggling because her mother has no idea what boundaries are!

-lost

[deacon blues]

He sure tries to conflate the Church with the Lord. "the Lord wants you to return to..... the Church." Sorry, President, they are not the same.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

High on a mountain top a badger chased a squirrel...

[Palerider]

Sorry Henry....

Your church is shrinking, not expanding and you are afraid to tell your members the truth.

[MoPag]

Well that was grueling...

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I didn't know that the church knew how to play or sing in staccato!

[MoPag]

We haven't heard from Rusty yet, which is weird he usually likes to take the stage at least once per session.

But since he couldn't talk, every speaker made sure to completely kiss the inside and outside of his a$$.

And now it is nap time.

[jfro18]

We haven't heard from Rusty yet, which is weird he usually likes to take the stage at least once per session.

But since he couldn't talk, every speaker made sure to completely kiss the inside and outside of his a$$.

And now it is nap time.

Didn't RMN have to sit last time during his talks? I'm wondering if he's getting weaker and doesn't want to overdo it?

[MoPag]

We haven't heard from Rusty yet, which is weird he usually likes to take the stage at least once per session.

But since he couldn't talk, every speaker made sure to completely kiss the inside and outside of his a$$.

And now it is nap time.

Didn't RMN have to sit last time during his talks? I'm wondering if he's getting weaker and doesn't want to overdo it?

He did. He was struggling walking a bit just now. Wendy was really having to steer him off the stage.

[nibbler]

Just in case it gets memory holed, at the end of plastic bottles/infallible prophet guy's talk he said (direct quote):

In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.

I can't tell if he goofed and recovered by trying to make out that he was talking about Jesus the whole time or if what he said was intentional. Mormons don't typically refer to Jesus as a prophet though.

And including the sentence right before that to give some context:

...but rather to take counsel and direction from he who is authorized to say to us and to the entire world, "thus sayeth the Lord God." In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.

The context was the prophet, not Jesus. The subject of his entire talk was the prophet, not Jesus. My vote is Freudian slip with a recover. Or maybe he's saying the prophet is Jesus. That certainly seemed to be the theme of bro-bro's talk.

I don't remember him once saying follow Jesus. It's always follow the prophet (a man).

[MoPag]

Just in case it gets memory holed, at the end of plastic bottles/infallible prophet guy's talk he said (direct quote):

In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.

I can't tell if he goofed and recovered by trying to make out that he was talking about Jesus the whole time or if what he said was intentional. Mormons don't typically refer to Jesus as a prophet though.

And including the sentence right before that to give some context:

...but rather to take counsel and direction from he who is authorized to say to us and to the entire world, "thus sayeth the Lord God." In the sacred name of the prophet who God raised up, the holy one if Is-rhul, even Jesus Christ. Amen.

The context was the prophet, not Jesus. The subject of his entire talk was the prophet, not Jesus. My vote is Freudian slip with a recover. Or maybe he's saying the prophet is Jesus. That certainly seemed to be the theme of bro-bro's talk.

I don't remember him once saying follow Jesus. It's always follow the prophet (a man).

Oh wow!! Good catch Nibbler!