Perhaps many of you have wondered what crazy story lies at the far, far end of the LDS rabbit hole. It must be some story that stretches both reality and credulity and I am sorely unhappy to bring that story to you fine people this day.
Twitter Discusses Alleged 'Armpit Crabs' Epidemic At Bringham Young University
I am not at all pleased with myself that I admit a recognition of the tortured logic leading to an outbreak of body parasites at a religious university. It is an act of infernal irony that this phenoena exists at aninstitution named for a big fan of plural marriage. But ecclesiastical endorsements must be signed by someone with the affirmed ability to see all infractions of the law of chastity. In the hormonal minds of the young students this distinction between sanctioned and proper behavior has a huge swatch of no-man's land between the borders where much mischief occurs.
The Armpit Crab story
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RubinHighlander
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Re: The Armpit Crab story
Oh my gird up your loins!
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Re: The Armpit Crab story
BYU just needs to have a purge day every semester. Do whatever you need to get it out of your system. God will look the other way for one day, then you can get back to your studies. Everyone would be better off for it.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Re: The Armpit Crab story
Soaking sounded like a delightful BYU story that spoke strongly of pent-up primal urges and LDS reasoning. This armpit sex sounds more like a BYU fetish gone awry.
Cougars, get back to your near-normal soaking and leave that armpit stuff to the French Foreign Legion.
Cougars, get back to your near-normal soaking and leave that armpit stuff to the French Foreign Legion.
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stealthbishop
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Re: The Armpit Crab story
DW is very skeptical of "soaking", etc. and I also brought up this story as well and she dismissed it. I'm not sure if I should be more skeptical of it but I do tend to find it somewhat believable.
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Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess"
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Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess"
-Depeche Mode
Re: The Armpit Crab story
Have you seen Alpha House on Amazon? The topic of soaking becomes a major component of the Utah Senator's daughter's love life. Hilarious.stealthbishop wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:41 am DW is very skeptical of "soaking", etc. and I also brought up this story as well and she dismissed it. I'm not sure if I should be more skeptical of it but I do tend to find it somewhat believable.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Re: The Armpit Crab story
Maybe it's gird up your armpits. I wonder how one would do that?