"How are you supposed to know who's vaccinated?"...

[Hagoth]

...was Mrs. Hagoth's rhetorical question after her immune-compromised friend had to abandon their pickleball game when she found out some of the people there weren't vaccinated.

So, I have come up with a solution.

June will be the vaccination verification month. Every June you will visit a verification center and show them your vaccination card. They will stamp a number 6 (for June) on your forehead in near-permanent ink for each vaccination you're had. Once you have had both vaccinations and a booster you will have 666 clearly stamped on your forehead, so everyone can know your status.

I think that plan will be generally well received by the American public.

[Random]

Once you have had both vaccinations and a booster you will have 666 clearly stamped on your forehead, so everyone can know your status.

I think that plan will be generally well received by the American public.