NOMference Sunday Morning SP 2022!!

[Cnsl1]

Let go of anger +10

But.. did he suggest that we can't expect peace in Ukraine if we're not at peace with ourselves? -10

Talking about a basketball game with some details. +10

Momentum! +10

Darker signs of times? -10

Spiritual momentum can stop satan.. oh. 5 steps to maintain positive spiritual momentum.
1. Get on and stay on covenant path. Oh yeah. -20

Another talk about how doing what church says will keep Satan away

2. Discover the JOY of daily repentence. Ok, I will if you will, buddy.

Don't delay repentance. Contact the Bishop.

[græy]

-20 for continued "covenant path"s. I HATE that phrase.

[Cnsl1]

And... ok


When you GET ON the covenant path it might suck. Doing what we say might suck. But that's ok because it's still good and you'll eventually be blessed. -100

[Mormorrisey]

I have to say, for a dude thats nearly 100 he's in pretty good shape.

[blazerb]

I feel like God has prevailed as I have gotten further from the church.

[græy]

I feel like God has prevailed as I have gotten further from the church.

+10 for blazerb

-10 more for nelson's "let god prevail" because he's just quoting himself.

[Cnsl1]

I have to say, for a dude thats nearly 100 he's in pretty good shape.

His ears are massive. Too bad he can't flap them like Monson. He could fly.

Picking on old people. -20 for me

[Cnsl1]

End a conflict before Easter!! Goodbye church! +20

[græy]

Picking on old people. -20 for me

LOL. Honest self-assessment. +10 for Cnsl1

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

ending tally:

Rusty Mention - 7
Rusty quote - 4

Jesus mention - 20
Jesus quote -5

Joseph Smith mention - 12
Joseph Smith quote -3

[Cnsl1]

End a conflict before Easter!! Goodbye church! +20

[Mormorrisey]

One more. Thank the heavens above.

[blazerb]

Is this in the hymnbook? +10 for Wilberg for expanding the repertoire for GC.

[Cnsl1]

So what did I learn from this session?

I'm a jerk for making fun of Rusty's ears.
I'm only down 10 points because I recognize my jerkiness.

I'm no better at predicting RMN mentions than I am at who's in the final four.

The covenant path might suck. Wait, i think I already knew that.

Oh.. closing prayer guy read from notes. Interesting. That's my takeaway!

[blazerb]

So what did I learn from this session?

I'm a jerk for making fun of Rusty's ears.
I'm only down 10 points because I recognize my jerkiness.

I'm no better at predicting RMN mentions than I am at who's in the final four.

The covenant path might suck. Wait, i think I already knew that.

Oh.. closing prayer guy read from notes. Interesting. That's my takeaway!

Also, the 1P shakes hands with all the 12 at the end of the session but not the guy standing there who must be security or something.

[Cnsl1]

I forget that these guys are really celebrities. I'm sure there's some stress and mess that come from being in that position.

Sure, you can drop any one of them in many places in the world, and most people wouldn't know or care who they are, but for the people they are around daily, these old guys are the rock stars. They've got to smile and wave when they feel like sh!t. They're old and their bodies are shutting down. Sure, they have no worries about money, but they can't quit their jobs, they can't make a mistake. Gotta be at least a little stressful.

+10 to each of those poor old sh!theads.

[Cnsl1]

So what did I learn from this session?

I'm a jerk for making fun of Rusty's ears.
I'm only down 10 points because I recognize my jerkiness.

I'm no better at predicting RMN mentions than I am at who's in the final four.

The covenant path might suck. Wait, i think I already knew that.

Oh.. closing prayer guy read from notes. Interesting. That's my takeaway!

Also, the 1P shakes hands with all the 12 at the end of the session but not the guy standing there who must be security or something.

I noticed that too. It looked like Eyring tried to offer his hand, but the other ones didn't.

[Red Ryder]

-200 for the denture whistle