Everyone knows that extra temple building funds should be invested with Ensign Peak Advisors, right? Especially when most will be underutilized or simply be part of a vaporware list.
Maybe we should switch to the creation of acknowledged Fantasy Temples. For example:
Cruise Lady Caribbean Temple - Ports of call from Bermuda to San Juan. Enjoy a Cruise Lady Temple vacation today!
Bora Bora Temple - If it is good enough for Kevin Graham and Dr. Peterson, then why not make it into a friendly Temple Vacation for other Saints!
Ulaanbaatar Temple of Mongolia - Let the Church cover the global map for you.
Martin's Cove Trek Temple - Why not take in a session before the kids begin the summer trek experience?
Epcot Temple - Put on your seatbelt and enjoy the virtual session. Afterward, grab a gator on a stick before hitting the other exhibits.
Alternative to Temple Announcements at Conference
Alternative to Temple Announcements at Conference
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
-- Moksha
-- Moksha
Re: Alternative to Temple Announcements at Conference
Zarahemla Heartland Temple: built on the excavation site of the ancient Zarahemla temple in Iowa. The endowment is a song and dance extravaganza by former Hill Cumorah Pageant performers. You are greeted at the veil by a Zelph impersonator.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
