NOMference Sat morning Fall 2021

[alas]

I’m sitting in the Provo airport waiting to fly away.

There are people listening to conference on their phones with the speaker going.

What the hell! Headphone people. Headphone s.

But don’t you know that many people who overhear this conference will be so touched by the holy spook that they will seek out who was speaking and join the church?

[MoPag]

This is going to go down hill real fast...ugh

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

-10 for nepotistic quote of Holland.....

[blazerb]

President Nelson wrote against the notion that God shows unconditional love. I hope that was a trial balloon that has been popped and abandoned.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I’m sitting in the Provo airport waiting to fly away.

There are people listening to conference on their phones with the speaker going.

What the hell! Headphone people. Headphone s.

But don’t you know that many people who overhear this conference will be so touched by the holy spook that they will seek out who was speaking and join the church?

That would be a good name for a rock band...."Big Daddy, Jr., and the Spook"

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

LOL!

Unfettered sexual license...you mean like Joe Smith?
Accumulating excessive wealth...you mean like the church?

[MoPag]

LOL!

Unfettered sexual license...you mean like Joe Smith?
Accumulating excessive wealth...you mean like the church?

[blazerb]

Damn! That pisses me off. "We are not a religion of perfectionism." What church does he attend?

[MoPag]

Our religion is EXACTLY a religion of perfectionism!!! -15

[MoPag]

This is some really bad hypocrisy. Like so bad!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

-25 for fellating President Nelson by quoting him.

-25 for blowing Nelson's Ego again before I could even finish typing out the first negative.

[blazerb]

+5 for quoting a sister? The talk is still pissing me off.

[MoPag]

Soper cringy story about not respecting other people boundaries.

[Red Ryder]

Now sitting on the plane and the FA asked them to turn it off. Hilarious.

Sounds like I’m missing a real banger!

Unfettered sexual desire and accumulated wealth.

[MoPag]

Now sitting on the plane and the FA asked them to turn it off. Hilarious.

I bet they are going to feel so persecuted now!

[MoPag]

Gilbert

[Red Ryder]

Conference lady is now bearing her testimony!!!

WTF??

[blazerb]

The church in Japan shows the name of the Strangite church.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

I love how this jackhat pauses for laughter at his jokes when no one is in the building....lol

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Conference lady is now bearing her testimony!!!

WTF??

conference lady?