More Conference Sessions added

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nibbler wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 6:00 amLooking forward t o the word Mormon being a defeat for Satan in coming years.
Mackman wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 9:24 am Speaking about the use of Mormon I think that term will be in full use right after Rusty goes to the C.K. I dont think it will ever go away as it is ingrained into the tscc.
We should start placing our bets now as to how long it takes the new CEO of LD$-Inc. to walk back Rusty's Rebrand Revelation™ after Rusty leaves the CEO position.

Hopefully Dallin focuses on something stupid like that instead of the more harmful stuff he's "famous" for now...
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When I search for anything with "Mormon" in it I still get official church ads. When I type LDS.com in the URL field it still goes to the official website. They haven't abandoned the word, they've just pushed it out of plain sight, slightly below the surface, like every other aspect of the religion.
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Those in charge have been monitoring your wishes and are pleased to announce the following:
PROVO - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pleased to announce to the NOM board the following speakers for the Saturday Conference. Following a prayer and a selection by the BYU Glee Club, Sister Helena Handbasket will speak on Honoring the Priesthood through Cooking and Cleaning. This will be followed by Elder A. Lohda Crapp discussing how LDS message boards can help edify the Church.
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Hagoth wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 8:05 am When I search for anything with "Mormon" in it I still get official church ads. When I type LDS.com in the URL field it still goes to the official website. They haven't abandoned the word, they've just pushed it out of plain sight, slightly below the surface, like every other aspect of the religion.
Oh, they'll never stop forwarding all the MORmON.org, or VictoryForSatatan.com, (or whatever.whatever rebrand) URL's.

I wonder if Elder Lucifer F. Satan is keeping track of how many hits he forwards to LD$-Inc.? Does LD$-Inc. have to pay Brother Satan some sort of "affiliate" fee based on the number of hits he forwards?
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A victory for Satan is a victory for the whole team.
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wtfluff wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:36 pmI wonder if Elder Lucifer F. Satan is keeping track of how many hits he forwards to LD$-Inc.?
You mean Elder F. Lucifer Satan? :lol:
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Red Ryder wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:21 am
wtfluff wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:36 pmI wonder if Elder Lucifer F. Satan is keeping track of how many hits he forwards to LD$-Inc.?
You mean Elder F. Lucifer Satan? :lol:
My bad... :roll:
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moksha wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:33 pm Those in charge have been monitoring your wishes and are pleased to announce the following:
PROVO - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pleased to announce to the NOM board the following speakers for the Saturday Conference. Following a prayer and a selection by the BYU Glee Club, Sister Helena Handbasket will speak on Honoring the Priesthood through Cooking and Cleaning. This will be followed by Elder A. Lohda Crapp discussing how LDS message boards can help edify the Church.
:lol: :D
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græy wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:19 am
moksha wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 2:33 pm Those in charge have been monitoring your wishes and are pleased to announce the following:
PROVO - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pleased to announce to the NOM board the following speakers for the Saturday Conference. Following a prayer and a selection by the BYU Glee Club, Sister Helena Handbasket will speak on Honoring the Priesthood through Cooking and Cleaning. This will be followed by Elder A. Lohda Crapp discussing how LDS message boards can help edify the Church.
:lol: :D
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