Drink our snake oil but ignore all others.Latter-day Saints are discouraged from seeking miraculous or supernatural healing from an individual or group that claims to have special methods for accessing healing power outside of prayer and properly performed priesthood blessings. These practices are often referred to as ‘energy healing.’ Other names are also used. Such promises for healing are often given in exchange for money.
Handbook of Irony
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RubinHighlander
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Handbook of Irony
https://www.thechurchnews.com/members/2 ... ice-200277
“Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.”
--Douglas Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmYP3PbfXE
--Douglas Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmYP3PbfXE
Re: Handbook of Irony
Uh oh, Hiram Page is saying he's getting revelations from a rock.
I feel another revelation coming on.
I feel another revelation coming on.
We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.
– Anais Nin
– Anais Nin
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RubinHighlander
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Re: Handbook of Irony
Or how about: "Crap, Ema wants another husband because I want all these other women, I feel another revelation coming on."
“Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.”
--Douglas Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmYP3PbfXE
--Douglas Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmYP3PbfXE
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Spicy McHaggis
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Re: Handbook of Irony
With salad dressing, but only if it's pure.properly performed priesthood blessings
Last edited by Spicy McHaggis on Mon Jul 19, 2021 2:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Handbook of Irony
There is also good old section 38.8.40
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/stu ... _number226
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/stu ... _number226
That directive alone would eliminate the vast majority of information on lds.org.Seeking Information from Reliable Sources
In today’s world, information is easy to access and share. This can be a great blessing for those seeking to be educated and informed. However, many sources of information are unreliable...
Members of the Church should seek out and share only credible, reliable, and factual sources of information. They should avoid sources that are speculative or founded on rumor.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
Re: Handbook of Irony
And made from only the finest seer stones.Spicy McHaggis wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:55 amWith salad dressing, but only if it's pure.properly performed priesthood blessings
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
-- Moksha
-- Moksha
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glass shelf
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Re: Handbook of Irony
It's all so obvious once you get off the boat.
Re: Handbook of Irony
Probably not handbook irony but here’s some more:
Jesus drank wine as sacrament. Mormons drink water.
Jesus didn’t wear garments. Mormons worship theirs!
Jesus drank wine as sacrament. Mormons drink water.
Jesus didn’t wear garments. Mormons worship theirs!
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
Re: Handbook of Irony
Quick Brigham…lay your coffin cane across the lads body and heal his wounds….
~2bizE