I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

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Red Ryder
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I may have just seen a heavenly visitor??

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Aunt and uncle are in town visiting.

Just crossed paths with Uncle walking down the dark hallway in his garments trying to find the bathroom.

I can’t unsee it....

What advice can you give me to clear my mental anguish? :lol:

Sing a hymn?
Say a prayer?
Read the scriptures?

Why me?
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Just This Guy
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You must fill you mind with beautiful images to drive out the searing pain of your uncle. Only one solution: go look at porn. :twisted:
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Stig
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Red Ryder wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:50 pm Aunt and uncle are in town visiting.

Just crossed paths with Uncle walking down the dark hallway in his garments trying to find the bathroom.

I can’t unsee it....

What advice can you give me to clear my mental anguish? :lol:

Sing a hymn?
Say a prayer?
Read the scriptures?

Why me?
Holy crap, RR! Another one in your house?!
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I'm pretty sure you will need " therapy " to clear that image from your mind !!!!
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Spicy McHaggis
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Sounds like you're addicted to porn.
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2bizE
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Try to picture him naked without garments and it may help get the image of garments out of your mind.
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Have you been praying in the woods?

Is the Uncle's name Moroni?

Or was it Nephi?

Any enlightening messages?

Any buried treasure revealed?

Please, please, please don't say Mr. Visitor mentioned anything about polygamy. :cry:
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Where did the bad man touch you?
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.
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2bizE wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:26 pm Try to picture him naked without garments and it may help get the image of garments out of your mind.
This is the best response and I'm laughing because it's true!
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moksha
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Have some coffee-flavored ice cream. It won't erase your memory but it will taste yummy.
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Whatever you do, do NOT gouge your own eyes out! Even if you've seen something beautiful since then, your mind will always recall garment-gate as the reason for your blindness. You'll never be able to let it go or see anything else to replace it.
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Hold on. You clearly forgot to test his status by shaking hands with him. I'm sure that an elderly man clad in only temple garments and his birthday suit would happily want to shake your hand walking down the hallway.
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