NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

[alas]

I lost count. It was at least 30, so give him -300

[Cnsl1]

Good band names:

Rusty and The Covenant Path

Rusty Oaks and the Crying Eyerings

Molly Mormon and the Satan Victors

The Correlated Bullshitz

[MoPag]

Good band names:

Rusty and The Covenant Path

Rusty Oaks and the Crying Eyerings

Molly Mormon and the Satan Victors

The Correlated Bullshitz

[alas]

Good band names:

Rusty and The Covenant Path

Rusty Oaks and the Crying Eyerings

Molly Mormon and the Satan Victors

The Correlated Bullshitz

Rusty and the covenant keepers

[græy]

accelerated pace?

The statistics released yesterday say growth has slowed to 0.60% - The lowest rate since the mid 1800s. How is that accelerated?

[2bizE]

Have we had any legal scholars speak on the constitution of New Zealand or Scotland? Or does our global church only care about the USA?

[MoPag]

Sounds like he got assigned the "we're doing great" talk

[nibbler]

Stone in a hat Temple Prophets

[AdmiralHoldo]

I lost count. It was at least 30, so give him -300

Right? I was trying to count while I was grading math homework. That just doesn't work.

[2bizE]

Good band names:

Rusty and The Covenant Path

Rusty Oaks and the Crying Eyerings

Molly Mormon and the Satan Victors

The Correlated Bullshitz

Rusty and the covenant keepers

Rusty Business and the Shallows

[MoPag]

Stone in a hat Temple Prophets

That brings me back to the 90s

[MoPag]

David Pickles Bednar

[alas]

Does he comb his hair with super glue. Just asking.

[Cnsl1]

Bednar looks like a reptile.

I admit a negative bias toward him based on his previous speeches.

[græy]

Teach us correct principles - like how to choose a healthy diet.

Let us govern ourselves - "No eternal family if you drink tea!"

-10 because this idea that the church lets us "govern ourselves" is dumb

[AdmiralHoldo]

This "publication" he's referring to is the one where the Church swore left right and center that they WEREN'T doing polygamy, isn't it?

[Cnsl1]

Does he comb his hair with super glue. Just asking.

Injection molded nylon

[AdmiralHoldo]

Covenant path. DRINK!

[Mormorrisey]

Zoned out during the last talk. About to do the same with Bednar.

[Cnsl1]

Word of Wisdom after letting people govern themselves based on correct principles? Are we getting ready to ok coffee and tea?

Naww...