NOMference Sunday afternoon SP 2021

[MoPag]

Christofferson

[AdmiralHoldo]

-100 for Rusty ass kissing

I was gonna count the number of times he says "covenant path," but that's too much work. Shall we just call it a round -150?

[Cnsl1]

There's much about that horse story that doesn't make sense.

Presumably, his grandfather is giving the horse his head, but maybe kicking him forwards. So.. he stops kicking and the horse eventually turns around and goes home... But only an inexperienced cowboy is going to try to force his horse to go somewhere the cowboy can't see. Trust your horse.

Right, palerider?

And finding your tracks the next morning?? Riiight

[DPRoberts]

I regret those problems and regrets I avoided.

[alas]

First -10, he started out with praise for Nielsen. Then he used the term covenant path -10 and -10 for repeating it.

[MoPag]

A sPoRtS AnAlOgy??? How original!!!

[AdmiralHoldo]

-100 for being smug. Mormons have problems too, dude.

-10 for quoting J. Golden Kimball but not having the balls to swear in conference.

[græy]

-50 for so many "covenant path"s

[Mormorrisey]

I'm giving a -10 to this entire session for forgetting its Easter.

[Cnsl1]

Everytime you say covenant path, I take off 10 points, dude. Maybe he's the guy who coined the term.

[AdmiralHoldo]

-1,000,000 for insinuating that Mormons are the ONLY ONES THAT HAVE A MORAL COMPASS

And I'm out.

[AdmiralHoldo]

Everytime you say covenant path, I take off 10 points, dude. Maybe he's the guy who coined the term.

Maybe his relatives have a website where they're gonna sell T shirts.

[alas]

Can I just subtract ten for every time he says the word “covenant” I am up to about 15 times already. 16. I can’t even write fast enough. 17.

[alas]

18

[alas]

19

[Cnsl1]

Only Members of the church can be happy. -50

Another -20 for making fun of a guy asking how we baptise dead people

[græy]

I thought -50 would cover it, but there have been way too many more "covenant path"s.

-50 again

[Cnsl1]

"The Gathering of the Covenant People" sounds like a Netflix series about a religious cult.

Or a scream metal band

[MoPag]

"The Gathering of the Covenant People" sounds like a Netflix series about a religious cult.

Or a scream metal band

[MoPag]

Walker