Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

[Mormorrisey]

You are absolutely correct Elder Holland, this has gone on for too long. Maybe we should have, like, a worldwide fast or something to help fix it.

[blazerb]

My electrical engineer husband says that cooking empty does not cause a microwave to catch fire. Must have been an electrical short somewhere.

We need Radio Free Mormon to investigate this story.

Here's what I found:
https://www.hunker.com/12003699/will-ru ... ve-ruin-it

[blazerb]

You are absolutely correct Elder Holland, this has gone on for too long. Maybe we should have, like, a worldwide fast or something to help fix it.

I have this image of a bunch of priests of Baal begging for the pandemic to end, flogging themselves until they are bleeding. Where's Elijah when we need him?

[MoPag]

You are absolutely correct Elder Holland, this has gone on for too long. Maybe we should have, like, a worldwide fast or something to help fix it.

[Mormorrisey]

Well thanks for explaining to me why the worldwide fast didn't work. Thanks buddy.

[AdmiralHoldo]

Aaaaaaand mute, Holland.

My kids are all going to leave the church. I 100% support them, because I know they are good people who came to this choice with integrity.

I'm sorry if that inconveniences you.

[blazerb]

Aaaaaaand mute, Holland.

My kids are all going to leave the church. I 100% support them, because I know they are good people who came to this choice with integrity.

I'm sorry if that inconveniences you.

Blessed are the taffy-pullers.

[moksha]

My electrical engineer husband says that cooking empty does not cause a microwave to catch fire. Must have been an electrical short somewhere.

We need Radio Free Mormon to investigate this story.

Here's what I found:
https://www.hunker.com/12003699/will-ru ... ve-ruin-it

The magnetron failing sounds much different than the microwave catching fire.

[Mormorrisey]

Aaaaaaand mute, Holland.

My kids are all going to leave the church. I 100% support them, because I know they are good people who came to this choice with integrity.

I'm sorry if that inconveniences you.

Holy crap you even predicted what Holland was going to say. I guess you need to be the next prophet!

[MoPag]

You are absolutely correct Elder Holland, this has gone on for too long. Maybe we should have, like, a worldwide fast or something to help fix it.

I have this image of a bunch of priests of Baal begging for the pandemic to end, flogging themselves until they are bleeding. Where's Elijah when we need him?

Look at you prophesying!

[blazerb]

The magnetron failing sounds much different than the microwave catching fire.

To be sure. Looking at the GE site, it looks like there are some safety features to shut down a microwave if it gets too hot. It should not catch fire.

[AdmiralHoldo]

Holy crap you even predicted what Holland was going to say. I guess you need to be the next prophet!

Sorry to disappoint you but I've got the wrong genitals.

[blazerb]

Look at you prophesying!

[alas]

My electrical engineer husband says that cooking empty does not cause a microwave to catch fire. Must have been an electrical short somewhere.

We need Radio Free Mormon to investigate this story.

Oh, the story could be true, except for the cause of the fire. My mother had a microwave start on fire, but it had stuff in it. Being empty probably had nothing to do with the fire.

Running the microwave empty just kills the part that creates the microwaves. It causes it to stop making heat. Not catch fire.

[AdmiralHoldo]

My electrical engineer husband says that cooking empty does not cause a microwave to catch fire. Must have been an electrical short somewhere.

We need Radio Free Mormon to investigate this story.

Oh, the story could be true, except for the cause of the fire. My mother had a microwave start on fire, but it had stuff in it. Being empty probably had nothing to do with the fire.

Running the microwave empty just kills the part that creates the microwaves. It causes it to stop making heat. Not catch fire.

No, what they did was tie a rope around the ensign's waist, which made the dogs stop barking, which is how they found out they were long lost brothers.

I'm going to hell.

[Newme]

it’s funny when they just want to tell a funny anecdote and somehow shoehorn a gospel analogy in there to justify the telling of it.

Yeah, Pretending to say something new. Supposed to be good NEWs.

But underneath it all...



A lot of churches & cults run money scams but aren’t as good at it as Mormonism.

[Mormorrisey]

Well, I'll give it a +10 for separating righteousness from having trials.

[MoPag]

Rusty

And then we are done!!!

[Mormorrisey]

Sorry. I have no hope. Just too myopic.

[MoPag]

Sorry. I have no hope. Just too myopic.