Sunday Afternoon NOMference!!!

[Mormorrisey]

It looks like Stephenson is giving Rasband and Anderson a run for their money for the suck up apostle award.

[MoPag]

Rusty admitted last time he didn't see Rona coming.
-25 for lying

[AdmiralHoldo]

I would buy that home church was a prophesy on the part of RMN, except for the fact that Nelson himself ADMITTED that he didn't see the Covid coming.

Don't get to have it both ways buddy

eta: Jinx, Mopag

And isn't "being highly favored of the Lord" really a fancy way of saying "God likes us better than you, nyah nyah nyah"? Might wanna climb down from your rameumptom, there, sir

[blazerb]

Paul "[taught] of those things that testified of the Lord Jesus Christ."

Such as that women should keep their mouths shut and do what their husbands say.

My mom was as TBM as they come, but when we read the Bible as a family she made sure we knew which parts were not to be taken seriously. I remember a family discussion as we started reading the writings of Paul about these issues.

[DPRoberts]

He shall sucker his people.

That's the way I heard it

[AdmiralHoldo]

I wonder how many missionaries will get called and then end up never serving, because they discover Reddit or the CES letter while they're waiting to leave. After all, that's the demographic that we are losing in droves.

Aww, poor Joseph. Must have been hard being kept under house arrest, not being able to enjoy the company of his 30-40 wives. Wonder which ones he missed the most?

[slk]

Headed back to church guys...home centered church and ministrying was inspired.

[græy]

I'm struggling to pay attention this round. Instead, I've been watching a riveting video on sharpening axes and lawn mower blades. Yes, I'm bored.

[MoPag]

Camarango

[græy]

DW is asleep. And yet I'll get crap later on for being distracted on the computer...

[blazerb]

DW is asleep. And yet I'll get crap later on for being distracted on the computer...

It does not take much to be distracted from this.

[slk]

I might be more interested if he started speaking in Portuguese.

[MoPag]

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[Newme]

Thank God people are still giving money to the church. That 100 billion dollar portfolio aint gonna build itself.

Each time these priestcrafters say something like “Make sure you stay on the covenant path and be temple worthy,” it’s essentially saying, “Make sure you blindly give us your money or else you won’t be worthy.”

[MoPag]

How is he still talking?

[AdmiralHoldo]

I'm struggling to pay attention this round. Instead, I've been watching a riveting video on sharpening axes and lawn mower blades. Yes, I'm bored.

I like to watch videos of people trimming cow hooves. Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???

[MoPag]

I'm struggling to pay attention this round. Instead, I've been watching a riveting video on sharpening axes and lawn mower blades. Yes, I'm bored.

I like to watch videos of people trimming cow hooves. Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???

Wow! I had no idea!

[MoPag]

Jaggi

Even my truly dedicated wife noticed that this guy straight up looks like he is trying to convince us to climb aboard his spaceship parked out back, don our nice white Nikes and prepare to meet our Kolobian saviors. Creepy.

Good call!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Little Hal's conversation with his mom reminds me of a conversation I used to have almost weekly in the pre-Corona days:

Kids: Church is making us miserable!

Me: It's SUPPOSED to make you miserable! That's the point!

Sorry, Hal, people aren't turning away from The Church because Satan (woooo). They're turning away from the church, and organized religion as a whole, because it's making us miserable.

It doesn't matter what the advertising says if the product doesn't work.

[moksha]

Do you know cows sometimes get TEETH stuck in their feet???

We are so blessed to have waxed and flavored dental floss.