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Sunday Morning NOMference!!!!
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...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Oh please say something suuuper weird!!!!!!
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
- AdmiralHoldo
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Tell me, how are missionary and temple work going right now???
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Aaaaaaaand mute. I don't take advice on faith transition from someone who hasn't experienced a faith transition.
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"Myopic" That's the way to show empathy.
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-25 for "both sides of the veil" and "covenant path". I don't think he actually said covenant path but he invented it.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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I have a word for you, Nelson; how about empathy.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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Oh wait! I get it!! I"m just being short-sighted! That is why I had a faith crisis! That is why I see soo many lies in the church! It is my fault for not seeing the way they want me to!
/s
-10
/s
-10
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Also, -10 for tooting his own horn. "I'm so spiritual, I fixed someone's faith by saying one single cryptic word."
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
- AdmiralHoldo
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-10 for actually saying covenant path
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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I used to feel so guilty about not having someone to refer to the missionaries. This talk would have sent me into a frenzy of annoying conversations with friends. I apologize to everyone who had to endure me.
- AdmiralHoldo
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-100 for insisting that there's room for everyone in this Church.
Say that to someone who is NOT a straight white cisgender American male.
Say that to someone who is NOT a straight white cisgender American male.
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He needs someone to explain that to him, like he needed someone to explain Isreal to him. Give him another 98 years and he might actually figure it out.
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Man, everything he says just irritates me. "divine potential" "covenant path" "scattered isreal" "both sides of the veil"
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
- AdmiralHoldo
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Skin color is not a sign of disfavor with God? That's not what Bruce R. McConkie told me.
See, God loves black people just fine! AS LONG AS THEY ARE MORMON.
See, God loves black people just fine! AS LONG AS THEY ARE MORMON.
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"your standing before god is not deteremined by the color of your skin"*
* at least not since 1978
-10 for gaslighting
+20 for being clear about races being equal
* at least not since 1978
-10 for gaslighting
+20 for being clear about races being equal
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Gotta give him +25 for calling out prejudice IN church members
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
- AdmiralHoldo
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He gave some great advice to believing spouses of heathens (ie. my husband). God will tell him how to... "move forward..." dramatic pause.
Yep! Rusty just gave my husband permission to divorce me.
Yep! Rusty just gave my husband permission to divorce me.