"Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Family Proclamation"

[Hagoth]

The subject line of an email that just hit my inbox. Oh boy, a celebration of 25 years of suicide and shattered families.

[moksha]

Hmmm, a political document crafted to help halt gay rights and which ultimately failed because the American populace ceased being filled with the same hatred as the Brethren.

[Red Ryder]

Is there cake?

[Mormorrisey]

Is there cake?

That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.

[wtfluff]

I'm happy to announce: Likely less than .001% of the world population gives a flying cluck, or a rolling donut about this "Celebration."

[jfro18]

That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.

In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.

[Red Ryder]

That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.

In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.

In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

[blazerb]

In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

The Sea Bees will be livid.

[Not Buying It]

You know, even at the time as a fully believing member, I didn't think there was any special about it. I felt like any 12 year old in the Church could have put together a document with the same ideas, there wasn't anything new or revelatory about it, it was just a regurgitation of everything I'd been hearing in Church my whole life. Even then my reaction was "who cares"?

[MoPag]

That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.

In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.

In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

Funny 'cause it's true.

[2bizE]

That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.

In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.

In 23 years Bednar will still be reining with blood and horror...

[DPRoberts]

That's the only reason I'd go.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they are making a big deal out of this, so Nelson can have his own 25th anniversary party for HIS proclamation down the road. Otherwise, that nothingburger is going to get...nothing.

In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.

In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

The bodies need to be pickes.

[DPRoberts]

In 23 years Nelson will be long dead (and probably the next prophet or two as well) and I imagine the name stuff will be largely forgotten outside of the church's marketing which tries to hide the fact that they are Mormon while usurping the idea of a Church of Jesus Christ.

In 23 years the name of the church will be The Church of David H Bednar, incorporated” or CB for short.

All members will be taught through nightly neurolink CB bucket updates.

All hail Bednar...

The bodies need to be pickles.