Swinger’s here we come!

[Red Ryder]

Saw this on reddit from Chino

In the DezNat lexicon, apparently "Mormies" are the sheep who're being led astray by the scary ProgMos (progressive Mormons).

Anyone else having difficulty taking the last step?

[nibbler]

Anyone else having difficulty taking the last step?

Pretty sure "Stop Swinging" would be the first step down during the Nauvoo/Danite period.

[wtfluff]

Haha. Those steps do look really slippery, don't-cha know?

Even more funny is Nibbler's statement.

[moksha]

Those Deseret Nazi Mormons are pretty heavy into graphics. Good thing they ran out of stairs since "Jews" would have appeared on the next one.

[Reuben]

Nice to see Mormies coming down from the Rameumptom.

[annotatedbom]

Anyone else having difficulty taking the last step?

Yeah, at my age, the centripetal force makes me dizzy!


I think I'd throw up before I could get to what the DezNat image is asserting apostates do.

[2bizE]

This is amazing! I’ve made every one of those steps and now I’m standing just above swinging. I’ll ask my wife if she’s ok with me swinging.
After swinging the logical next steps are:
Green tea
Black Tea
Coffee
Alcohol
Weed
Hard drugs
Noah didn’t really build an ark
Adam and Eve really weren’t the first parents.
Jesus is like Santa Claus for adults

[crossmyheart]

Of all of those-"Blue Shirt to Sacrament" cracks me up the most- why didn't they include porn shoulders, or not wearing g's to do yardwork, or not attending the temple, or not accepting a calling, or drinking coke, or ...
but the BLUE SHIRT is the crack in the foundation? OMG that is funny!

[2bizE]

Of all of those-"Blue Shirt to Sacrament" cracks me up the most- why didn't they include porn shoulders, or not wearing g's to do yardwork, or not attending the temple, or not accepting a calling, or drinking coke, or ...
but the BLUE SHIRT is the crack in the foundation? OMG that is funny!

That was one of the first ones I saw that made me say “that is me”

[wtfluff]

Of all of those-"Blue Shirt to Sacrament" cracks me up the most- why didn't they include porn shoulders, or not wearing g's to do yardwork, or not attending the temple, or not accepting a calling, or drinking coke, or ...
but the BLUE SHIRT is the crack in the foundation? OMG that is funny!

That was one of the first ones I saw that made me say “that is me”

I guess this is why I haven't yet received my invitation to the "Ex-MORmON Swingers Club." I preferred green, tan, gray, and every once in a while BLACK shirts as opposed to blue. I tell you what, the black shirt with a tie at COJCOLdS MORmON functions was wonderful. The look on folks' faces was very enjoyable.

[Corsair]

I was hoping for full "cocaine and hookers" on the last step. I'm obviously attending the wrong parties.

[græy]

Haha! I had no idea swinging was the final result of this pathway.

I took a bunch of those steps out of order, and often two at a time.

[moksha]

I would assume those Dez Naz guys would have reverence for Brown Shirts and Putschs, although they might insist on 7 Up rather than German beer halls in order to maintain the Word of Wisdom.

[Hagoth]

These guys are REALLY scared of the power of the CES letter.

I feel like I messed the whole process up. I read the CES letter a long time ago and I'm still no closer to swinging. Also, Porn should probably be up there between Faithful Members and Forget to Pray, since - according to my stake president - about 70% of men in the church have a "porn problem" but I doubt that many have read the CES letter. If they had then I guess 70% of the men in the church would also have a swinging problem.

[Hagoth]

The DezNat stairway:

.......Faithful Member
..............Alt-Right Online Religious Community
......................Go stark-raving batsh!t

[Red Ryder]

The DezNat stairway:

.......Faithful Member
..............Alt-Right Online Religious Community
......................Go stark-raving batsh!t

If you want to see what the last step here looks like just watch the first 2 minutes of the intro to The Weekly Hoss!

https://youtu.be/ia0-IaW1-Fg

[Hagoth]

The DezNat stairway:

.......Faithful Member
..............Alt-Right Online Religious Community
......................Go stark-raving batsh!t

If you want to see what the last step here looks like just watch the first 2 minutes of the intro to The Weekly Hoss!

https://youtu.be/ia0-IaW1-Fg

[DPRoberts]

The DezNat stairway:

.......Faithful Member
..............Alt-Right Online Religious Community
......................Go stark-raving batsh!t

If you want to see what the last step here looks like just watch the first 2 minutes of the intro to The Weekly Hoss!

https://youtu.be/ia0-IaW1-Fg

The first giveaway this was a MORmON culture rap was when he pronounced Melchizedec as Mellkezadick.

[hmb]

These guys are REALLY scared of the power of the CES letter.

I feel like I messed the whole process up. I read the CES letter a long time ago and I'm still no closer to swinging.

Sounds like you need to pray about it. Develop a real testimony of swinging, cuz I hear it's true. You must not be trying hard enough .

[misterfake371]

I like DEZNAT's attitude. They're like, "it's all true. JS was a prophet, BOA is a literal translation. Deal with it." That used to be my attitude. I could never handle some squishy progressive Mormonism theology. When I was a believer, I loved "Mormon Doctrine" by Bruce R. McConkie. I believed that book when it said "the earth is 6,000 years old no matter what anyone says. It has been revealed to God's authorized mouthpiece. End of story."