Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!

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Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:07 pm Renlund

Get you coffee folks...
He is like Elder Scott.
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græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:04 pm JC: 35
JS: 23
N: 2

I gave McCune 15 JC points for his fake JC/church talk.
I'm legit happy that Jesus is winning. :D
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Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.
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What the hell?

This story...
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Another reminder that medical science is the real miracle.
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm What the hell?

This story...
RFM's General Conference death march continues.
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Quite a leap from heart transplant to Alma.
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+10 for making it clear that Grandson being hit by a train was NOT caused by their prayers for Grandpa to get a heart. I think that's an important point to make right now. God DIDN'T send the Corona virus to get Mormons to spend more time with their family. Sh*t just happens sometimes.
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm
Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.
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Nope. Wrong boat. There's a gay guy on board.
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$120k+ retirement package doesn't hurt to draw you to Christ either, eh?
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It's like he had a story he really wanted to tell and needed it embellish it with a bunch of gospel-y stuff.
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I think he is also conflating God with the church. When we remember God and Christ, we will not think too hard about what the GA's say.
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Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:15 pm
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm
Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.
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Fixed it :lol:
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:18 pm Fixed it :lol:
That's it! Check out Bart's cogdis.
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Tai
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Arrgh! The picture book with the racist pictures?
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Is that the BoM stories book with the racist captions? Or the new one?
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Wow, that was a powerful revelation. If a flight attendant says "Biscoff? That's a great cookie," does that carry the same weight?
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This is more of a snoozefest than the last one.
"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
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