Saturday Afternoon Spring 2020 NOMfrence Thread!

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It's always fun to count how many male names have to be read before they can name even ONE female.

Sorry, instead of "fun" I should have said "depressing."
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:20 pm
nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:18 pm We don't have time to read the membership statistics, it would detract from the flow of the conference.

Now, allow me to read a selection from the SLC phone book.
:lol: :lol:
And God forbid we don't say that our internal audit picked up nothing. Gimme a break.
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They have some BALLS reading the audit report after the Ensign Peak scandal!!!
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Church passes its own audit...shocker!
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Noice apologetic worked into the tithing audit. Saving for a time of need.

To reiterate...

There is no time to read off three numbers for membership but they just took 15 minutes to do sustainings.
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Since the choir numbers are just rebroadcast from previous years, they could have also rebroadcast the auditing report from any of the last ten conferences. It would have been equally useful.
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That was a lot of middle initials!
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I guess this session's theme is going to be BOM?
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Soares: -10 for black & white literal BoM talk.
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Well, Emma was a big help until Fanny came along. And Helen, and the Partridge sisters...etc....etc...
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I will give him +5 for talking about Emma.

And I like how he says Moroni: Mor-O-neye
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And goodbye literal translation....Bill Reel was right!
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The "historical accounts" of persecution were all from Joseph himself.
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Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:33 pm And goodbye literal translation....Bill Reel was right!
Did I miss it? What did he say that left room for non-literal translation?
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Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:33 pm And goodbye literal translation....Bill Reel was right!
Bill Reel is our new prophet!! :D
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DAh... my hands a shaking. I'm really hating this talk.

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Little did Martin Harris know that one day his sacrifice would lead to a Tony award-winning Broadway musical!! :lol: :lol:
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