Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

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Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:35 am
græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:35 am JC: 32
JS: 37
N: 22
That's pretty close, closer than I would have thought!
Kids are quite distracting, so I hope I'm somewhat accurate. In this ambiguously defined count.
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I just searched all conference talks for "covenant path." It was coined by D. Todd Christopheson in 2009 and was used 3 times in the 2000s and 103 times in the 2010s.
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Is it appropriate to wave a certified N95 mask during the Hosanna Shout?
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Corsair wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:38 am Is it appropriate to wave a certified N95 mask during the Hosanna Shout?
Yes. yes it is.
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Crying already?!

Come on!!!
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Maybe the Hosanna Mumble imbibes super special powers into the hankies, then all the believers will tie the hankies around their faces, and be immune?
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"Open quote"? Does that sound silly to anyone besides me?
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Why do I feel like eating a nice steak salad?
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If the intent is to wave some precious and costly, we should use toilet paper


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wtfluff wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:42 am Maybe the Hosanna Mumble imbibes super special powers into the hankies, then all the believers will tie the hankies around their faces, and be immune?
I wouldn't be surprised if some TBMS actually do this.
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rincewind wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:44 am If the intent is to wave some precious and costly, we should use toilet paper


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2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:44 am Why do I feel like eating a nice steak salad?
That sounds really good....
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Well it's not that memorable. Sis M. is currently asleep!

To give her a break, though, she was up with an anxious kid during the night, so she made a good decision. But so far, this is a snoozefest.
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-10 for us vs the world. We do NOT need that right now.
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Where is he getting these "signs of the times" from?
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:46 am -10 for us vs the world. We do NOT need that right now.
Ditto, -10 from me too.
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My TBM wife laughs every time it shows the leaders sitting 10 feet apart...
I get SHushed if I try to point out any facts...
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-1000 for saying that Joseph knew he had to find the true church to gain forgiveness.

No, make that -10,000.
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Ah, the Mormon sense of self-importance. How did the first vision change the world, exactly?
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