Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!

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The first of what will probably be many Joseph Smith adulation talks.
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:23 am Get your white hankies out! We are doing a hosanna shout after this session.
Seriously????

Weird.... :roll:
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Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:24 am
græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:10 am What's with the broccoli / cauliflower arrangement behind the podium?
It’s a replica of the sacred grove!
The sacred broccoli grove... That will get you your vitamins
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My wife and daughters will be out doing the Hosanna Shout and I expect this will be weird and awkward. And yet, I simply have to see how the go about doing it dressed in pajamas.
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I'm giving Ballard a -5 if he only quotes from the one first vision account. Man, there's so many to choose from!
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nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:25 am The first of what will probably be many Joseph Smith adulation talks.
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"Let's talk about how the 4 accounts are similar..."
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AllieOop wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:23 am Get your white hankies out! We are doing a hosanna shout after this session.
Seriously????

Weird.... :roll:
They're going to use the Hosanna Mumble™ to rebuke the pandemic?
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Do you need a current temple recommend to do the hanky shout?

Dammit Hank!
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Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am I'm giving Ballard a -5 if he only quotes from the one first vision account. Man, there's so many to choose from!
Seriously... spice it up Ballard!!!
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Ballard forgot to include that they did treasure digging
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2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:30 am Ballard forgot to include that they did treasure digging
Yes! he could have turn this into an Indiana Jones themed talk. Come on Ballard...
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I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
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græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
Same... I kind of feel like this talk is going to flat line....
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This is like a boring history lecture. :|
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What's the Joseph/Jesus count up to now?
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græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
Now I'm conflicted too.
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MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am This is like a boring history lecture. :|
Yeah.

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nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am What's the Joseph/Jesus count up to now?
How many points do you give a 20-minute nonstop Joseph monologue?
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Corsair wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:27 am My wife and daughters will be out doing the Hosanna Shout and I expect this will be weird and awkward. And yet, I simply have to see how the go about doing it dressed in pajamas.
I'm going to use my pagan alter cloth as my hankie.
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