Pass the Toilet Paper Please

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Apologeticsislying
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The same energy that emerges from the fountain of eternity into time, is the Holy Grail at the center of the universe of the inexhaustible vitality in each of our hearts. The Holy Grail, like the Kingdom of God, is within. -Joseph Campbell-
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This one was surreal enough to make me :lol:.
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Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
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I am going to conclude that I have superior powers of of prophecy than the COB. This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.
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Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:42 am This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.
Did you get the deluxe Japanese kind with lights, sirens, seat belts, and massage?
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moksha wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:33 am
Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:42 am This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.
Did you get the deluxe Japanese kind with lights, sirens, seat belts, and massage?
Of course not. I'm not a hedonistic heathen. They do use holy water, though.
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain

Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
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Here's one I thought of yesterday while snowshoeing in the Wasatch.
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“Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.”
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Hagoth wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:21 am
moksha wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:33 am
Hagoth wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:42 am This year I felt inspired to install bidets on our toilets.
Did you get the deluxe Japanese kind with lights, sirens, seat belts, and massage?
Of course not. I'm not a hedonistic heathen. They do use holy water, though.
This reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama clips:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oE0sddhCIdE
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