NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

[blazerb]

Oh shit did they read our "how to get a recommend" thread!

They still can't read minds however much they think they can

[græy]

Edited temple questions?
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My quick notes:

Faith in God father, Jesus, and HG?
Testimony of atonement and JC's role?
Testimony of restoration?
Sustain president as prophet, seer, revelator? Sustain members of first presidency? Sustain other general authorities and other local leaders?
All things done in cleanliness. Do you strive for moral cleanliness?
Obey chastity?
Follow teachings of JC in private and public?
Support or promote teachings contrary?
Sabbath Holy? (new)
Attend meetings, prepare for and worthily take sacrament?
Honest in all you do?
Full tithe payer?
Obey WoW?
Financial obligations to former spouse/children?
Keep temple covenants including garment?
Sins to be resolved?
Consider yourself worthy?


Wear garments under clothes. No change? Damnit!

[SincereInquirer]

I don't even know what changed yet, but I know that the first effing questions they ask still start with sustaining the profit and swearing allegiance.

Eff them.

[græy]

"As foretold in the Holy Bible"

Except it wasn't. -20

[SincereInquirer]

Oh shit did they read our "how to get a recommend" thread!

They still can't read minds however much they think they can

Let's not kid ourselves...they focus-grouped the sh!t out of this.

[Newme]

Temples are based on Freemasonry (and high up degrees of Freemasonry have stated they must deny Christ). Temples are used to force members to give leaders allegiance and glory. Temples are also used by church leaders to make money - by charging for worthine$$.

[SincereInquirer]

Russell, I vote for the 200th anniversary you tell us exactly which First Vision account is the real one.

[MoPag]

Oh shit ya'll GC 2020 gonna be lit!

[blazerb]

Oh shit did they read our "how to get a recommend" thread!

They still can't read minds however much they think they can

Let's not kid ourselves...they focus-grouped the sh!t out of this.

Absolutely!

[Palerider]

"The temples are the crowning Jewel of the restoration."

There is no Biblical indication that there would ever be multiple temples. The only certified temple acceptable to the Lord will be the one built in Jerusalem. All others are frauds.

-100

[blazerb]

Oh shit ya'll GC 2020 gonna be lit!

[nibbler]

Ugh. Next year sounds like it's going to be pretty $#!++y.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Russell, I vote for the 200th anniversary you tell us exactly which First Vision account is the real one.

Except it's not a bicentennial year...that's not until 2030, but Russ can't pass up the glory and knows he'll be dead in another 10 years, so let's move it up!

[blazerb]

Thank you, MoPag! This has made it all a little more bearable.

[nibbler]

"The temples are the crowning Jewel of the restoration."

There is no Biblical indication that there would ever be multiple temples. The only certified temple acceptable to the Lord will be the one built in Jerusalem. All others are frauds.

-100

I think that was (emphasis on was) one of the symbols of the temple. One temple. Monotheism.

[SincereInquirer]

-1000 to Rusty for continuing his method of deck chair shuffling, making "changes" that don't matter, and just trying to get people to hold on.

Can't wait to hear DW and others rave about how inspired everything that "changes" is.

Barf.

Thanks to everyone here for helping keep some portion of my sanity intact.

[Newme]

"The temples are the crowning Jewel of the restoration."

There is no Biblical indication that there would ever be multiple temples. The only certified temple acceptable to the Lord will be the one built in Jerusalem. All others are frauds.

-100

Interesting - I didn’t know that.

Well, I suppose there’s a lot of mental gymnastics to justify going against so much of the bible and even Joseph Smith, who said, Independence, MO is the place and where the temple would be built - & has been by his descendants.

Thanks again, everyone - you have saved my sanity!

[MoPag]

Thank you, MoPag! This has made it all a little more bearable.

You are so welcome! And thanks Gray for picking up my slack!

[Red Ryder]

What changed with the recommend questions?

Isn’t it crazy how this conference addressed nearly every complaint of the people leaving?

Humanitarian brag!
Garments required!
Worship RMN!
White wash Gong!
Keep inserting bishops into life’s of children!

[SincereInquirer]

Thank you, MoPag! This has made it all a little more bearable.

You are so welcome! And thanks Gray for picking up my slack!

Now time to total the points...I am especially interested to know how bad it was for Oaks at the Women's session yesterday. I think it may be a NOMference record score...