NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Afternoon

[græy]

It seems MoPag is still busy. Post here!


Also, Eyring is up first.

[græy]

Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...

[blazerb]

Eyring is now telling me what I have experienced. Ugh.

[Mankhoj]

Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...

Or penalties.

[græy]

Tell us how you felt the first time you saw the prayer circle Eyring...

Or penalties.

Even better.

[Palerider]

-10
Gotta qualify for happiness through covenants (which only we control). Total power grab.

[græy]

No tears. Is this some kind of record. Oh wait, there's the voice tremble. They're coming!

edit: false alarm

[græy]

Either I'm getting tired of assigning points, or Eyring isn't really saying anything interesting. So... +5 for avoiding controversy, -5 for inducing sleep.

[SincereInquirer]

-50 to Eyring, first for setting up the old tired works to get into heaven BS that induces mental anguish that you are never enough.

Second for doing what they always do and set up that the temple is a place where Jesus is or would come.

He should have just told the rest of the story..."you can imagine my surprise when the old temple worker told me to strip off all my clothes, put on a white poncho, and then parade over in this state to a curtained area where they all touched me all over with oil and water."

[græy]

-10
Gotta qualify for happiness through covenants (which only we control). Total power grab.

-50 to During, first for setting up the old tired works to get into heaven BS that induces mental anguish that you are never enough.

Second for doing what they always do and set up that the temple is a place where Jesus is or would come.

He should have just told the rest of the story..."you can imagine my surprise when the old temple worker told me to strip off all my clothes, put on a white poncho, and then parade over in this state to a curtained area where they all touched me all over with oil and water."

Apparently, I'm just zoning out and missing the brainwash suds.

[Palerider]

-5

covenant path....

[græy]

Eyring

-5 for covenant paths

[SincereInquirer]

Actually Henry, pretty sure that you are misquoting Oaks. He really would have said you become more holy by hating the gays..

-10 for more quoting of themselves.

[blazerb]

Holiness comes "after all we can do." I dislike that term. No one does all they can do. It has taken me a long time to realize that it's ok not to do everything I can do. I did what I thought was right. It all right.

[græy]

Boom

BOOM!

[Palerider]

Trembling voice....no tears....

But then, no matter how much he "cries" there are never tears.

[SincereInquirer]

Yes! Conference is now a gong show!! +10 to mr. Hans for picture of a gong!

[græy]

"Even though you're not all leaders like I am, you're still contributing (tithing) to the cause!"

[blazerb]

"Even though you're not all leaders like I am, you're still contributing (tithing) to the cause!"

And we need your chapel cleaning skills.

[græy]

Boom

"No need to constantly tell spouse or children how they can improve. They already know. Just make a loving environment."

+10