NOMference Fall 2019 Sunday Morning
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I've never really met someone who said being a member of the church makes them happy, who would not have been a happy person anyway. Most of them just don't know any better.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Gotta give some points for starting with Tolkien.
+5
+5
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Uchtdorf
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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My wife said this often when we talked about church, and I tried explaining to her that she would still be a good person without the church and she believes she would immediately become a drug addict sitting in an alley somewhere. That tactic works well.
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I have rarely been happy - but since resigning, there is less fear, less pressure, and more freedom - so the odds of having more happy moments is pretty strong.
There are 2 Gods. One who created us. The other you created. The God you made up is just like you-thrives on flattery-makes you live in fear.
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
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Yay for more happy moments!
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Third unremarkable talk in a row. +5 for the hobbit reference.
The church has engineered your eternal family into a commodity that can be purchased with an annual fee. The fact that full tithing payment is a requirement for saving ordinances is the biggest red flag imaginable. Hagoth
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Without the Church, I would have been a sexually active teenager and, most likely, have gotten pregnant at 14-16 just because I wanted a baby so much (I had no clue of the realities involved, obviously).
edit: but I wouldn't have felt guilty about it. It would have just been a learning experience.
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There are 2 Gods. One who created us. The other you created. The God you made up is just like you-thrives on flattery-makes you live in fear.
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
PK
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Not great, not terrible. +3.6græy wrote: Agreed, not bad, not great.
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Stands next to Kolob, called by the Egyptians Oliblish, which is the next grand governing creation near to the celestial or the place where God resides; holding the key of power also, pertaining to other planets; as revealed from God to Abraham
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I like the way he is using the hobbits to relate to a gospel principle. Even if I don’t agree with the doctrine. It is still a fresh view. +10
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I like Uchtdorf's positive "don't quit" message. "Our choices reveal more about us than our abilities."
Those are some simple ideas I wish my kids could absorb a bit more of.
+10
Those are some simple ideas I wish my kids could absorb a bit more of.
+10
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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"Come and stay!"
.... but you can NEVER leave!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha
.... but you can NEVER leave!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Uchtdorf
-5 for assuming joining the church strengthens family bonds for everyone. It patently does not.
-5 for assuming joining the church strengthens family bonds for everyone. It patently does not.
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Standard plan of darnation talk. Meh. +5 for Tolkien. I could dock him for failing to be the progressive voice he has sometimes been, but that would be holding him to a higher standard. Another +5 for imagery. +5 for teaching unconditional love. +5 for his approach to missionary work, despite his unjustified confidence in the product. I can't dock him for sincere belief in this pig in a poke.
When an honest man discovers he is mistaken, he will either cease to be mistaken or cease to be honest. -anon
The belief that there is only one truth, and that oneself is in possession of it, is the root of all evil in the world. -Max Born
The belief that there is only one truth, and that oneself is in possession of it, is the root of all evil in the world. -Max Born
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If I could really have a voice in the church, it would be different. The leaders have told me that I don't get one, though. I can only do what they say or leave.
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I guess the talk works for me if it's okay to consider the church to be Hobbiton.
We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.
– Anais Nin
– Anais Nin
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Gonzalez
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack
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Gonzalez
Almost forgot the +5 for accent MoPag would give
Almost forgot the +5 for accent MoPag would give
Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff. -Moe Sizlack