MormoCon 10.19 Schedule

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MormoCon 10.19 Schedule

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Friday October 4 6:00pm to 11:59 MormoCon Cosplay-- Dance the Night Away!
  • This is your chance to dress up as your favorite Man or Matron!
    Dance contest--Put the Spirit in your Shimmy!
    Awards for MOST MODEST!!! Both dancing and dress!
    Church standards enforced by slapping offenders gently about the face with a wet noodle.
Saturday October 5 10am to Noon panel-less discussion Yup, it's going to fetching FAB
  • Geriatric Men (and an obligatory Female) discuss the pressing issues of the day.
    Can you overcome SSA?
    How to share the Gospel with that Coffee Sipping/Sunday Slipping inactive across the street
    AND Sinners never will be Winners!
Saturday October 5 2pm to 4pm Better than FOOTBALL?
  • Young Women: Straighten those Shoulder BUT Keep Them COVERED (Modest is Hottest)
    Young Men: Don't hate Straight! Get a Date!
    Especially for Women: Tips for keeping him interested in your buns--everything to know about Cinnamon Rolls!


Saturday October 5 6pm to 8pm Men and Boys only...but the ladies can lurk and look!
  • "If she slaps you, you probably deserved it."
    "If she slaps you she's interesante..."
    "If YOU slap it you're going to go to HELL."


Sunday October 6 10am to Noon Panel-less discussion
  • "Scolding them softly--the art of gentle discipline as demonstrated in the Old Testament."
    "Yes, there is a Heavenly Mother, now shut your mouth."
    "Why the Lord is always 15 years too late...15...15...FIFTEEN. Got it? One mind changes every year!
    "Cold coffee is/isn't OK?"


Sunday October 6 2pm to 4pm Keynote Speeches:
  • Oaks explains how SSA is going to get the the Oak!
    Eyring and how to deal with watery red eyes
    Bednar explains who's next...and why.
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Hard pass for me. I’ll be cultivating my garden all weekend.
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:lol: :lol:

Now I really want a cinnamon roll and an iced espresso!
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One correction for this conference. No Priesthood antenna session. It's the ladies turn this time.
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That was hilarious, Brent!

I hope someone who has to attend (for whatever reason), or who is willing to watch in behalf of others, will start/participate in a thread about gen conf as in previous times. I don't think I'll have the ability to watch, but would be interested in anything out of the ordinary, should such a thing happen. (You know those Vitamin revelations that are going to be taking our breath away. Maybe they'll continue this October.)
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Excellent parody!

So glad I don't have to sit through any of this anymore. Just awful.
“Some say he’s wanted by the CIA and that he sleeps upside down like a Bat. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”

“Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”
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(Stolen from Reddit)

Another name for MormoCon: The Conditional Love Conference.
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MoPag wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:01 am :lol: :lol:

Now I really want a cinnamon roll and an iced espresso!
I'll have what he/she is having...
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I needed a good laugh. This is awesome.
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Stig wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:19 pmSo glad I don't have to sit through any of this anymore. Just awful.
Me, too.

I don't have the ability to watch it as of last conference. Done. Can't do it.

But still curious about anything interesting that might be dropped/announced.
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Random wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:31 pm I don't have the ability to watch it as of last conference. Done. Can't do it.

But still curious about anything interesting that might be dropped/announced.
The institutional LDS church has an astonishingly large and organized opposition. If I were to spend this coming weekend watching nothing from the internet I could tune in on Monday morning and quickly get up to speed on the dumbest things that got stated by prophets, seers, and revelators.

I rather think that the big stories are already out there with Nelson's 5 Points of Truth and how women have been promoted from "towel dispenser" to "passive witness". Besides a few new temple locations, it will be Sunday School rehash and we will all be pressured to proclaim how brilliant it is.
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Just This Guy wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:23 am
MoPag wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:01 am :lol: :lol:

Now I really want a cinnamon roll and an iced espresso!
I'll have what he/she is having...
I'm making this the official breakfast of NOMfrence! :D
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believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Corsair wrote: Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:46 amThe institutional LDS church has an astonishingly large and organized opposition. If I were to spend this coming weekend watching nothing from the internet I could tune in on Monday morning and quickly get up to speed on the dumbest things that got stated by prophets, seers, and revelators.

I rather think that the big stories are already out there with Nelson's 5 Points of Truth and how women have been promoted from "towel dispenser" to "passive witness". Besides a few new temple locations, it will be Sunday School rehash and we will all be pressured to proclaim how brilliant it is.
You're absolutely right on the first count. I didn't think of that, but you'd have to be in a coma to not know something.

And, you're probably right on the second count, too.
There are 2 Gods. One who created us. The other you created. The God you made up is just like you-thrives on flattery-makes you live in fear.

Believe in the God who created us. And the God you created should be abolished.
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