What Satan wants

[Anon70]

Have you noticed that church leaders always know what Satan is up to and what he wants you to do? They seem to get it wrong about God a lot of the time (e.g. curse of Cain, policy change, Holland's Wrong Roads...) but they seem pretty certain about Satan. If I believed in the devil I think I would be tempted to wonder if maybe they have a more direct line to him.

Funny! Satan’s influence is certain and direct-every problem in our life is directly related to sin/temptation. But blessings aren’t that direct- we even have to have faith to not be healed by a priesthood blessing. So it does appear that the Mormon Satan is more powerful or at least consistent.

[Anon70]

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[Hagoth]

Oh hey thank you. Hey did anything ever come of those rescue missions? Was anyone at all rescued? And what were they rescued from anyway? I was too busy rolling my eyes over the very idea to pay much attention to it at all.

I think they were trying to rescue people from chronic eye-rolling fatigue, but they had to quit because they were just escalating the problem to critical levels. From this to a permanent condition of

[moksha]

From this to a permanent condition of

[Random]

Oh hey thank you. Hey did anything ever come of those rescue missions? Was anyone at all rescued? And what were they rescued from anyway? I was too busy rolling my eyes over the very idea to pay much attention to it at all.

I think they were trying to rescue people from chronic eye-rolling fatigue, but they had to quit because they were just escalating the problem to critical levels. From this to a permanent condition of