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Does anyone have a funny NOM bumper sticker on their car? I’ve seen several funny Darwin, Jesus fish, toxic, and other stickers. What is your favorite?
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I don’t have anything on my car but laughed at one that said:

Caffeine isn’t a crime!

I also saw a vanity license plate that made me shudder. It was a Utah plate that read:

JW Org
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Nothing on any of my vehicles either, but I want one of these:
Hagoth wrote: ↑Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:24 pm... I have, however considered creating a chrome bumper fish with his head stuck in a hat.


Something similar to this would be fun also:
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There's always this one.

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I ordered it a few years ago but have not found anywhere to put it yet. I don't live in a place where anyone would ever recognize it if were I to put it on my car.
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Ghost, if Utah ever needs to replace the beehive as its State symbol, that tapir illustration would make a good substitute.
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Here's the one on the back of my SUV:
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Here's the link if you want to order your own:
https://www.cafepress.com/mf/52476888/t ... =516660037
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I have this on my truck:

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Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.
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Red Ryder wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:34 am I don’t have anything on my car but laughed at one that said:

Caffeine isn’t a crime!

I also saw a vanity license plate that made me shudder. It was a Utah plate that read:

JW Org
I saw one that said "Don't judge me by the temperature of my caffeine"
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Corsair wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:29 am I have this on my truck:

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Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.
Love it! Probably going to get one of those.
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RubinHighlander wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:28 pm
Corsair wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:29 am I have this on my truck:

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Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.
Love it! Probably going to get one of those.
May the Dear, Kind, Eternal FSM bless you both with his/her noodly appendeges, and saucy balls. :o
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wtfluff wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:36 pm May the Dear, Kind, Eternal FSM bless you both with his/her noodly appendeges, and saucy balls. :o
Once again, the fluff has me literally laughing out loud at my desk this morning! I'm not sure if I'd prefer saucy balls over schweddy balls.
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Corsair wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:29 am I have this on my truck:

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Unbelievers tend to recognize it and it has led to some very pleasant conversations. When a believer asks about it I can honestly say it's just an old science joke.
I need this!
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