General NOMfrence Sunday Afternoon!!!

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Satan's gonna get ya! Boogie boogie boogie!

Whatever! we have Rusty on the watchtower!

A Rusty watchtower?

[crazyhamster]

Of course Satan as boogie-man is, as always, a way to externalize "bad" decisions which are of course, our own.

With obedience we can defend against him!

[Hagoth]

Boy, these talks really sound childish if you don't believe in Satan and Nephi.

[MoPag]

For Rasband, this is a pretty decent talk. Usually his talks are disjointed a$$ kissing.

[Random]

I think this may have been covered in a the previous session's thread, but is that a salad bar behind him?

I've noticed several people calling it a salad bar. Someone on here even thought about making an omelet.

[MoPag]

Satan's gonna get ya! Boogie boogie boogie!

Whatever! we have Rusty on the watchtower!

A Rusty watchtower?

YAASSSS!!!!!

[w2mz]

Another Rome temple mental masturbation moment.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Whatever! we have Rusty on the watchtower!

A Rusty watchtower?

YAASSSS!!!!!

Maybe Rusty needs a lube job

[Anon70]

For Rasband, this is a pretty decent talk. Usually his talks are disjointed a$$ kissing.

My thought as well.

My kids keep saying, satan’s a slippery snake

[slavereeno]

Ok, so if we aren't supposed to make announcements in Sacrament Meeting, maybe they are going to apply that to GC and start making announcements separately?

[crazyhamster]

Well Rasband's talk was rather a bit of fear-mongering. But like Hagoth said, without the context of belief these talks are really basic and substance-free, like children's stories.

[MoPag]

Rusty is back up

[AllieOop]

Rusty is back up

Drum roll....

[AllieOop]

dup

[MoPag]

They are renovating "pioneer" temples

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

They are renovating "pioneer" temples

Yawn

[AllieOop]

They are renovating "pioneer" temples

Ok...well, that is HUGE

[FiveFingerMnemonic]

New temples and some renovations of old ones. That's it!

I feel like Ralphy in Christmas story decoding the message "Drink your ovaltine".

[Anon70]

Now you can’t be outwardly excited-so controlling.

[crazyhamster]

All that building and renovating, the church must be somewhat still flush with cash. Either that, or tithing settle should be very interesting for folks this year.

Again, I'm reminded at just how boring these things were/are. It's been 7 years since I last listened to one, and I'm sure the two times could have been switched and no one would have noticed a difference. I remember now why I used to sit in the darkened chapel watching the satellite broadcast with my head in my hands, alternating despair and trying not to fall asleep.