General NOMfrence Saturday Morning!!!!

[MoPag]

I don't know if this belongs in the AM or PM tally, but +100 for the Church News excitedly reporting on church leaders meeting with Jacinda Ardern.

That is wonderful!

[MoPag]

Sat Morning Stats so far:

Soares -15
Craven -135
Hales -70
Uchtdorf +25
Wadell -120
Eyring -20

Fell free to continue to add or subtract. Nothing cool or crazy happened. It was hella boring.

Special +100 points for the Church News reporting on church leaders meeting with Jacinda Ardern.

[jfro18]

Sounds like I missed nothing this morning... last GenCon the Sat AM session was all the rage.

Wonder if that means this conference has already had the big surprise come out or if they're holding out... I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT!

[The Beast]

Wife went to bathroom, paused the tv, came back and resumed but now it is in Spanish. Now I have to figure out how this happened. This happened during Eyrings talk.

Speaking in Tongues. It's a miracle.

[Newme]

Wake me up when they make coffee legal. Preferably with a warm (not hot of course) cup.

[Newme]

Wife went to bathroom, paused the tv, came back and resumed but now it is in Spanish. Now I have to figure out how this happened. This happened during Eyrings talk.

Tender mercies?

[Newme]

Sat Morning Stats so far:

Soares -15
Craven -135
Hales -70
Uchtdorf +25
Wadell -120
Eyring -20

Fell free to continue to add or subtract. Nothing cool or crazy happened. It was hella boring.

Special +100 points for the Church News reporting on church leaders meeting with Jacinda Ardern.

Seems like a bad move for them to have demoted Uchtdorf, as the big ship is struggling and he is one of the few that could actually help.

[MoPag]

Sat Morning Stats so far:

Soares -15
Craven -135
Hales -70
Uchtdorf +25
Wadell -120
Eyring -20

Fell free to continue to add or subtract. Nothing cool or crazy happened. It was hella boring.

Special +100 points for the Church News reporting on church leaders meeting with Jacinda Ardern.

Seems like a bad move for them to have demoted Uchtdorf, as the big ship is struggling and he is one of the few that could actually help.

You know, a part of me almost wonders if they assigned him to talk on missionary work. He usually gives such sweet Christ centered talks. He still made it a decent task though.

[nibbler]

Maybe because after Uchtdorf was demoted from the FP they made him chairman of the Missionary Executive Council.

Hey, it just occurred to me... maybe that's why sister missionaries can wear pants (sometimes) and missionaries can call home weekly now.

[MoPag]

Maybe because after Uchtdorf was demoted from the FP they made him chairman of the Missionary Executive Council.

Hey, it just occurred to me... maybe that's why sister missionaries can wear pants (sometimes) and missionaries can call home weekly now.

Oh my Gods, I bet you're right!!!

[Newme]

Maybe because after Uchtdorf was demoted from the FP they made him chairman of the Missionary Executive Council.

Hey, it just occurred to me... maybe that's why sister missionaries can wear pants (sometimes) and missionaries can call home weekly now.

Oh my Gods, I bet you're right!!!

A little less cult-like. I don’t remember the source or exact stats but it was something like general membership is about 70% cult, and missionaries 90% cult.

The call home and sisters wearing pants are good I think. But changing the age to 18 seems to be a desperate act. One year of college or working after high school can go a long way in maturity. Poor mission presidents - they’ll be earning every cent!

Btw, which Gods are you referring to? I’ve been studying mythology etc.