from Reddit: Both Pills

[græy]

Saw this on reddit and laughed. I wanted to share.

To all our NOM friends. (with love.) XD

Original Link: Reddit

[Red Ryder]

I love Chino_Blanco's comment over there.

I once tried taking both pills. The ensuing synesthesia was amazing. I was suddenly smelling nuance and tasting the word Uchtdorf.

[slavereeno]

This one made me laugh, then cry, then laugh again.

[wtfluff]

Purple Pills? YUMMY!!!


(Not really. )

[Hagoth]

Purple Pills? YUMMY!!!

Actually purple gummies in the shapes of Bushman, the Givenses, etc. They recently had a recall to remove the Bill Reel shaped gummies.

[wtfluff]

Purple Pills? YUMMY!!!

Actually purple gummies in the shapes of Bushman, the Givenses, etc. They recently had a recall to remove the Bill Reel shaped gummies.

And I believe the UT legislature (or was it LDS-Inc.?) just passed a law that says all gummies must now be odorless, flavorless and colorless. To protect the young-un's you know?

[Hagoth]

odorless, flavorless and colorless. To protect the young-un's you know?

That would be the two-hour block.

[Corsair]

odorless, flavorless and colorless. To protect the young-un's you know?

That would be the two-hour block.

I think that would be closer to a half hour of singing one hymn, taking the sacrament, then going home.

[deacon blues]

I take three pills every day. Whenever I study I still ask myself, if the Church was true would this (various topic) make sense? If Christianity was true would this (topic) make sense? If materialism/deism/atheism was true would this (topic) make sense? It's called exploring the marketplace of ideas. Generally, Materialism makes the most sense, but I love the Christian Story and perspective. The LDS world view is appealing because it helps me empathize with my family and friends.

[Red Ryder]

I take three pills every day. Whenever I study I still ask myself, if the Church was true would this (various topic) make sense? If Christianity was true would this (topic) make sense? If materialism/deism/atheism was true would this (topic) make sense? It's called exploring the marketplace of ideas. Generally, Materialism makes the most sense, but I love the Christian Story and perspective. The LDS world view is appealing because it helps me empathize with my family and friends.

Sorry I should google this on my own, but Deacon, how would you describe Materialism? A spiritual concept or consumer goods and retail therapy concept?

[Mormorrisey]

Hilarious stuff, ya'll. The two pills are better than acid! If it didn't have the devil's tongue of profanity attached to it, I'd make it the wallpaper of my phone for all the fam to see.

I love this place, and how we can make fun of ourselves.

[wtfluff]

The two pills are better than acid! If it didn't have the devil's tongue of profanity attached to it, I'd make it the wallpaper of my phone for all the fam to see.

There are dozens of free websites where you can create your own and use appropriate LDS-Inc. approved profanity. (I fetchin' promise!)

[deacon blues]

I take three pills every day. Whenever I study I still ask myself, if the Church was true would this (various topic) make sense? If Christianity was true would this (topic) make sense? If materialism/deism/atheism was true would this (topic) make sense? It's called exploring the marketplace of ideas. Generally, Materialism makes the most sense, but I love the Christian Story and perspective. The LDS world view is appealing because it helps me empathize with my family and friends.

Sorry I should google this on my own, but Deacon, how would you describe Materialism? A spiritual concept or consumer goods and retail therapy concept?

I should clarify that. I mean Materialism in the sense that visible world is all there is, there is no spirit world or life after death.

[Just This Guy]

Those were pills? I thought they were candy and I was hungry.