Dear God,
I know thou art supposed to be all knowing and impotent, but please, please, please take a look at the crazy stuff the members of your church are doing to embarrass you. It's really funny and brings out the loud laughter and light-mindedness we've been taught to avoid. In case you are wondering what I'm referring to, see exhibit A below.
Exhibit A:
Dear God...
Dear God...
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
Re: Dear God...
hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa
what is that from and how did he think that was a good idea?!?!?!?
what is that from and how did he think that was a good idea?!?!?!?
Re: Dear God...
Well...Dr. Peterson's head is Photoshopped on to that pic.
“Some say he’s wanted by the CIA and that he sleeps upside down like a Bat. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”
“Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”
“Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”
Re: Dear God...
Are you guys sure?Stig wrote:Well...Dr. Peterson's head is Photoshopped on to that pic.jfro18 wrote: hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa
what is that from and how did he think that was a good idea?!?!?!?
Next your going to tell me the Book of Abraham is fake! No way that's photoshopped and no way the BoA is funeral embalming instructions.
You just got to have faith and believe!
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
Re: Dear God...
But the weird thing is, Dr. Peterson's head seems to be Photoshopped onto Dr. Peterson's body! (emphasis on the "peter" part of his name in this instance).
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” -Mark Twain
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."
Jesus: "The Kingdom of God is within you." The Buddha: "Be your own light."