NOMference Saturday morning!!

[2bizE]

Any women speakers?

[MoPag]

Any women speakers?

No and it doesn't look like there will be any in the general sessions today. Womens session is tonight.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

Any women speakers?

No and it doesn't look like there will be any in the general sessions today. Womens session is tonight.

Oh I'm sure it will be most mansplaining tonight too.

[Bremguy]

Prediction: the new schedule will be accompanied by a new lesson schedule that abandons the 4-year rotating scripture study and replaces it with prophet worship lessons.

We just had that with the Teachings of the Prophets in PH and RS the last 15 some years. I sure hope you are wrong the prophet worship and abandoning the rotating 4 year cycle.

What I would like to see instead of studying the BOM, NT, etc. is Study various Topics, Like Sacrament, Forgiveness, Tithing, etc.

Maybe someday. Maybe ?

[MoPag]

I really want to touch his hair. Like pet his head.

I'm high

Logged in just to say this was the best post ever. It is awesome when you get to that perfect spot.

I have decided that if I could just get high beforehand, I could handle going to church or watching conference again. Only problem is my DW would figure it out pretty quick because I would just laugh uncontrollably the whole time...

Instead, I just have to lurk here to get the general flavor of what BS I am going to have to hear for the next month.

Thanks all for the updates.

I'm probably going to be really embarrassed about this when my prescription runs out. But I am like still obsessing about his hair. I want to make petting his head one of my life goals. And I want a COB spy to read this and then have to notify Bednar and his security team that a drugged up, apostate, Pagan wants to pet his head.

[The Beast]

Pet. Pet. Pet. ***SMACK*** Should go something like that.

[Random]

Hey, SincereInquirer, your avatar is your Halloween unveiling, right? I knew we had some general authorities who were secretly part of us.

You caught me! I will be bringing the iStone with me to show at the next session.

I will expound on this more in my upcoming talk, but remind all of you other sincere inquirers "that Internet information does not have a “truth” filter. Some information, no matter how convincing, is simply not true."

Be careful out there and stay thirsty my friends.

Love it!

[Random]

Pet. Pet. Pet. ***SMACK*** Should go something like that.

I concur.