NOMference Saturday morning!!

[MoPag]

"Have I mentioned that I hate gays? "- Dallin Oaks

Right!?! Ugh...

[MoPag]

Um the church approves abortion in certain circumstances... lying again -5

[MoPag]

Ugh this talk...the gay hate.. the trans hate...I can't...-50

[MoPag]

B!tch all you do is counterfeit revelation! -50

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

When that man dies, I will travel to Utah just to piss on his grave.

[MoPag]

All you LGBT+ kids listen to me
I love you
We love you
God and Goddess love you JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!!!!

This f@#$ker is crazy. Don't listen to him!!!

edited because I can't rage, type and be high at the same time.

[MoPag]

When that man dies, I will travel to Utah just to piss on his grave.

Let's do it!!

[Culper Jr.]

-50. Anti science, anti reason and anti gay; he packed a lot into one talk.

[DPRoberts]

DHO gets the crazy award for this session. -50

[alas]

Wow, I had to come back to NOM to find out why TBM hubby turned off the sound off on Croak’s talk. Yeah, I should have guessed from the anti science way he started talking about truth, but I was in the connected kitchen doing dishes and making coffee. If a believing member turns him off, let’s give him an extra -50, for intolerable intolerance.

[MoPag]

So far
Rusty 0
Cook 0
Rando 70 -5
Bangerter -10
Rasband -5
Bednar +5
Oaks -265

Feel free to continue to award or take away points. I need to go lie down.

[Random]

Wait. Why does Bednar get +5? Or was it a typo?

[MoPag]

+5 for calling out pharisaical checklists tho…

He got 5 points for doing this^ I think this is the first time he's been over 0.

[nibbler]

Oh great. The only post I've seen in my social media feed related to conference was a post from a fellow ward member talking about how fantastic Oaks' talk was. The post got lots of likes and loves.

Now I'm afraid to listen to the talk.

[Random]

+5 for calling out pharisaical checklists tho…

He got 5 points for doing this^ I think this is the first time he's been over 0.

Okay. That works for me.

[Random]

Now I'm afraid to listen to the talk.

After reading here and on an online Slack group, I want to listen to it (I wasn't paying attention to him when he was speaking).

[SincereInquirer]

I really want to touch his hair. Like pet his head.

I'm high

Logged in just to say this was the best post ever. It is awesome when you get to that perfect spot.

I have decided that if I could just get high beforehand, I could handle going to church or watching conference again. Only problem is my DW would figure it out pretty quick because I would just laugh uncontrollably the whole time...

Instead, I just have to lurk here to get the general flavor of what BS I am going to have to hear for the next month.

Thanks all for the updates.

[Random]

They keep calling Russell "Prophet President". Seems like there's an ulterior motive, or maybe I'm just too suspicious of their motives.

[Random]

Hey, SincereInquirer, your avatar is your Halloween unveiling, right? I knew we had some general authorities who were secretly part of us.

[SincereInquirer]

Hey, SincereInquirer, your avatar is your Halloween unveiling, right? I knew we had some general authorities who were secretly part of us.

You caught me! I will be bringing the iStone with me to show at the next session.

I will expound on this more in my upcoming talk, but remind all of you other sincere inquirers "that Internet information does not have a “truth” filter. Some information, no matter how convincing, is simply not true."

Be careful out there and stay thirsty my friends.