I don't know who is behind this, but oh my is it funny! https://ziontologist.org/beliefs/book-of-mormon.html
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Laughing SOOO hard!
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crossmyheart
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Wow. I am surprised they don't have their own cease and desist letter from Kirton and McConkie.
Who has the time to build something like that- with all of the links back to mormon.org?
Who has the time to build something like that- with all of the links back to mormon.org?
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RubinHighlander
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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
I'm a bit confused and disappointed. I love the idea behind Ziontology (not as a new religion, but as a parody), but they link regular mormon.org videos into the content. I kinda get the idea behind shedding the crazy light on the actual faith, but at least replace the video links with Brother Jake videos.
“Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.”
--Douglas Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmYP3PbfXE
--Douglas Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmYP3PbfXE
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
It’s a copy spoof of the church’s new website gospelbeliefs.org thus the links to Mormon.org
https://gospelbeliefs.org
Fair use parody hopefully keeps the attorneys away!
Want to see something even funnier?
Type in gospelbeleifs.org (misspelled) in your browser and see where it takes you!
https://gospelbeliefs.org
Fair use parody hopefully keeps the attorneys away!
Want to see something even funnier?
Type in gospelbeleifs.org (misspelled) in your browser and see where it takes you!
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
The principles that were recorded in the Book of Zionetics—faith in Jesus H. Christ, repentance, dunking, joy, salvation—changed the lives of an ancient people. See how these principles continue to change lives today.
Meet with a pair of our sales people today!
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
-- Moksha
-- Moksha
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Oh check out the links too!
They are calling HF Heavenly Daddy!! "Daddy" is a pet name all my gay friends call their crushes!
They are calling HF Heavenly Daddy!! "Daddy" is a pet name all my gay friends call their crushes!
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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I love the "Meet with a Salesman" popups!
Always been the good kid, but I wanted to know more, and to find and test truth.
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StarbucksMom
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Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
This was my favorite part of the site so far.
Each ward is led by a bishop. Because there is no paid local clergy in Eve (not Steve)n The Church of Ziontology, these bishops come from all walks of life.
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They should probably call them Sales-Children go be more accurate.
Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions. -Frater Ravus
IDKSAF -RubinHighlander
Gave up who I am for who you wanted me to be...
IDKSAF -RubinHighlander
Gave up who I am for who you wanted me to be...
Re: Laughing SOOO hard!
LOL! That’s awesome!
The church has engineered your eternal family into a commodity that can be purchased with an annual fee. The fact that full tithing payment is a requirement for saving ordinances is the biggest red flag imaginable. Hagoth