Impractical, uncomfortable, and unsightly

[FiveFingerMnemonic]

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Garments: The other fire insurance (as long as you don’t violate any of the rules and regulations for wearing them, of course).

Love this obscure artwork reference.

[Bremguy]

I quit wearing my garments a long time ago. I have MS (multiple sclerosis) and heat bothers me. Here in Washington St. we are having, for us , a heat wave of sorts. Many days a bit over 90, a couple of weeks over 80. I cannot wear them, no matter what. I do wear the tops when I make it to church, sort of a Sunday thing. About the only time I do wear them is when it is extremely cold. Otherwise, they just occupy space in a drawer.

In all reality, the idea of garments are idiotic. I just wont give the Church that much power over me.

[Archimedes]

The church missed a huge opportunity in the 50's when they decided not to use the new asbestos/cotton blend for the jesus jammies. Heat resistant AND fire retardant. Or maybe just retarded...

[Archimedes]

[Hermey]

Also, I wondered if this guy understood what parts of the body these things are touching, how reverent am I supposed to be with the stuff directly touching my stinky bits 24/7?

Every ass-crack is sacred.