Online Dating at 52 in Utah is BullSH!T!!!!!
I just had to say that.
So there.
RANT -- Just Because
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Hey Baby... You come to these fireside often?“Rob4Hope” wrote:After I caught myself snorting and choking on my beverage...I had a ROFL moment!“2bizE” wrote: You should try Mormon Mingle. It’s totes legit.
"Hey baby,...wanna talk dirty translation with me?...and if you really want to, we can get into some papyri"....
bahahahahaha
Want to hold the priesthood?
You look nourished and strengthened! I like donuts too.
Got wheat?
Ever heard of pooooooolygamy?
Wanna come over tonight and make refreshments!
You grate the carrots, I'll make the jello!
What callings have you held?
I hope you like layers!
I'm not a licked cupcake!
Happy hour? Sure, I'll meet you at Sonic at 3:00 pm!
First date, you can meet my parents!
Are you ok with 6 kids?
I'll pick you up in the mini van!
Can we stop by the neighbors on the way to the movie? I have to drop off cookies!
What is this movie rated?
I hope my knees don't distract you while driving!
Who's your favorite Apostle?
Want to GenConf and chill?
GOMI with Naomi?
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
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Red...you are WAY too good at this man.
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I had to login just to say thanks for the laugh this morning, sometimes maybe the only thing to do is laugh about how bad online dating sucks
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Online dating makes me want to scratch out my eyes sometimes!!!!.
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Ok, so I have never actually online dated since I met my wife in person before online dating was a thing.
What are you doing wrong Rob? Let's analyze this mechanically and not emotionally.
Is your profile pic creepy? Maybe you should take the temple clothes off and put on a nice suite. Wait for the squiggly line from your temple hat to fade before taking a decent picture. Smile.
Are you really 6 feet tall? Be honest. A girl needs to know since size matters.
Long walks on the beach? Who does that in Utah? Maybe you can clarify which beach along the Great Salt Lake you like to take walks on. This might help you attract the attention of the East siders who don't actually know what it smells like on the west side.
Professional credentials are nice but leave off the last 4 degrees. You don't want to come a crossed as too intellectual. That scares the normal pretty girls away from your profile and only attracts the ladies trolling for a sugar daddy!
Are you using the spell checker?
I'm stumped.... A nice articulate guy like you should have a line down the sidewalk begging for dates? Where do you actually meet the ladies for the first date?
RC Willey's is nice to window shop for furniture but maybe that give the wrong message. Pick an activity that demonstrates your strong manly ability to take charge and lead. A good Utah woman needs a man who will act like a priesthood leader in all walks of life.
Don't take her to Subway.
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
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I've been trying to follow Sheri Due's approach.Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sun May 06, 2018 3:20 pmOk, so I have never actually online dated since I met my wife in person before online dating was a thing.
What are you doing wrong Rob? Let's analyze this mechanically and not emotionally.
Is your profile pic creepy? Maybe you should take the temple clothes off and put on a nice suite. Wait for the squiggly line from your temple hat to fade before taking a decent picture. Smile.
Are you really 6 feet tall? Be honest. A girl needs to know since size matters.
Long walks on the beach? Who does that in Utah? Maybe you can clarify which beach along the Great Salt Lake you like to take walks on. This might help you attract the attention of the East siders who don't actually know what it smells like on the west side.
Professional credentials are nice but leave off the last 4 degrees. You don't want to come a crossed as too intellectual. That scares the normal pretty girls away from your profile and only attracts the ladies trolling for a sugar daddy!
Are you using the spell checker?
I'm stumped.... A nice articulate guy like you should have a line down the sidewalk begging for dates? Where do you actually meet the ladies for the first date?
RC Willey's is nice to window shop for furniture but maybe that give the wrong message. Pick an activity that demonstrates your strong manly ability to take charge and lead. A good Utah woman needs a man who will act like a priesthood leader in all walks of life.
Don't take her to Subway.
The damn prayers are not working. (don't seem to be working for her either)
I guess it might be over the top to suggest a perfect First Date is going to temple square, sitting under the Christus and reading from the Book of Mormon together....especially when i'm using the Adult tinder app....
Hunh?...have to figure thsi out more....
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I'm not sure. The grapevine reports that she hangs out with President and Sister Nelson a lot. She seems to have a sister-wife thing going.
(I would love it so much if that were true.)
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.