I didn't, either. Selective muting?
Saturday Morning Session Thread!!!!
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Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.
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This should be a certifiable boost to the members and possibly the missionary work in South America and East Asia.
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...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Probably
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Bring it Ballard!!!
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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The Gong Show!
Kevin Pearson looked like he was going to cry!!
The solemn assembly confused everyone and prevented the no votes.
Kevin Pearson looked like he was going to cry!!
The solemn assembly confused everyone and prevented the no votes.
“It always devolves to Pantaloons. Always.” ~ Fluffy
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
“I switched baristas” ~ Lady Gaga
“Those who do not move do not notice their chains.” ~Rosa Luxemburg
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Not even half an hour in and the "do what we tell you" talk has already started!
Joseph Bishop and others aren't merely "imperfect." Joseph Bishop and others are DOWNRIGHT EVIL.
Joseph Bishop and others aren't merely "imperfect." Joseph Bishop and others are DOWNRIGHT EVIL.
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Elder Ballard says I should remember how I felt during the solemn assembly. Um... mildly surprised?
Wow, he also assumes that we all sustained and that it means we all will obey. How presumptuous.
Wow, he also assumes that we all sustained and that it means we all will obey. How presumptuous.
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.
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-5 points for wasting you talk kissing RMN's butt
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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Amen!!!AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:26 am Not even half an hour in and the "do what we tell you" talk has already started!
Joseph Bishop and others aren't merely "imperfect." Joseph Bishop and others are DOWNRIGHT EVIL.
-50 points for claiming "imperfect leaders" during the MTC sex scandal.
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
Re: Saturday Morning Session Thread!!!!
Earbuds block out the spirit. Good to know.
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.
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+5 for mentioning community service.
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.
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OK, Elder Ballard, if the sacrament is so important, then why don't we have the chance to partake of the Lord's Supper on Easter, like the rest of Christianity?
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Ok, I got it, I am done streaming conference.
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Ding ding ding!
You win the internet today!
The Gong show lives!
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"And I don't need you...or, your homespun philosophies."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
"And when you try to break my spirit, it won't work, because there's nothing left to break."
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+10 for mentioning Easter and Jesus.
...walked eye-deep in hell
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
believing in old men’s lies...--Ezra Pound
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+20 for Jesus stuff on Easter.
-10 for it being Mormon Jesus.
-10 for it being Mormon Jesus.
Learn to doubt the stories you tell about yourselves and your adversaries.
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So, who are the new apostles?
Good faith does not require evidence, but it also does not turn a blind eye to that evidence. Otherwise, it becomes misplaced faith.
-- Moksha
-- Moksha