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Hagoth
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Seen on another forum. Had to share:

Breaking news: Jesus just sold off Mormon Church to Chinese investors. After years of flat growth and 99.9% of population not converted, it was “time to cut my losses” Jesus said. Nelson & Q15 will be forced to resign today. “Joe Bishop doesn’t represent my values. Done with churches for now”

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This is certainly what it feels like the church has done. I wonder when the church collapses, if chinese investors will swoop in to buy church assets...
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2bizE wrote: Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:39 am This is certainly what it feels like the church has done. I wonder when the church collapses, if chinese investors will swoop in to buy church assets...
A lot of the real estate is in good markets. I am wondering when there would be a decision to sell a church building versus a profitably owned businesses or rent-producing real estate. That sounds like a distinct tipping point in the church.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Funny. I doubt the Chinese wanna have anything to do with the LDS Church, but having a Chinese Apostle may have other reasons behind it.
If I were to guess, a lot of things have more to do with the New World Order than people realize.
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